Random Star Wars Thoughts

[The Cat]

Leia's face

It really foreshadows the threesome after the celebration on Yavin 4

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

It was a baptism by deep pegging.

Deep tentacle pegging, just so everyone understands how weird this conversation is.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

look at snuggles ambushing stormtroopers

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[The Cat]

Deep tentacle pegging, just so everyone understands how weird this conversation is.

The tentacle is a metaphor. And don't you dare sully the most beautiful intimate act two consenting adults can ever experience. We should all be so lucky for a deep pegging baptism by a spiritual lesbian with good arm definition.

 

[The Cat]

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I can't because the politics of images on the internet has changed. This is our: This scene is set at Burger King for some reason moment.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Something about the image of a gleefully murderous white teddy bear with a knife is just adorable. I think that’s supposed to be Chief Chirpa’s daughter but it reminds me of my cute female runt of a cat when she gets zoomies and play hunts

 

[The Cat]

Meanwhile in Russia...Military Intelligence failed to see Return of the Jedi, and the rest is history.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Something about the image of a gleefully murderous white teddy bear with a knife is just adorable. I think that’s supposed to be Chief Chirpa’s daughter but it reminds me of my cute female runt of a cat when she gets zoomies and play hunts

I also like how the stormtroopers look scared somehow.

 

[The Cat]

I also like how the stormtroopers like scared somehow.

Ok. You're telling me, you wouldnt be absolutely terrified if five nights at freddies came for you on what was supposed to be a cherry assignment on a forest moon. Do yourself a favor, take like five full minutes to think of the forest moon of endor from the perspective of a random storm trooper fresh out of conscription school. You just signed up to pay for fucking college, and the next thing you know you're in Viet Naam with muppets.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Ok. You're telling me, you wouldnt be absolutely terrified if five nights at freddies came for you on what was supposed to be a cherry assignment on a forest moon. Do yourself a favor, take like five full minutes to think of the forest moon of endor from the perspective of a random storm trooper fresh out of conscription school. You just signed up to pay for fucking college, and the next thing you know you're in Viet Naam with muppets.

Oh, I get it. I'm just amazed that the fear translates to the masks.

 

[The Cat]

Oh, I get it. I'm just amazed that the fear translates to the masks.

"If they catch you they eat you!" Is a thing they had to deal with on Endor. Those cute Cuddly teddy bears, eat people. They were going to burn the heroes alive and eat them. They did eat the Imperials.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

"If they catch you they eat you!" Is a thing they had to deal with on Endor. Those cute Cuddly teddy bears, eat people. They were going to burn the heroes alive and eat them. They did eat the Imperials.

The thing people often forget is that the Ewoks were vicious little bastards.

We see them use the helmets as percussion instruments. We can fill in what happened to the rest.

 

[The Cat]

 

[Totenkindly]

I don't know if there ever was a Star Wars that we used to know.

It seems like a franchise where the ideas were always better than the implementation of said ideas.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I don't know if there ever was a Star Wars that we used to know.

It seems like a franchise where the ideas were always better than the implementation of said ideas.

Even GONK?

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I remember this.

I've always loved that song, too.

 

[Totenkindly]

Even GONK?

Okay, I'll give you that: I don't see how GONK could ever be improved beyond how it was originally done.

When they told GONK to "be the best you can be," GONK took it to heart.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Okay, I'll give you that: I don't see how GONK could ever be improved beyond how it was originally done.

When they told GONK to "be the best you can be," GONK took it to heart.

He did indeed.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I've read before that Star Wars and Star Trek are opposites in how they see people using extremely advance technology. Star Wars has gigantic warships and can't get away from the idea of the Death Star (even though it probably should). Star Trek posits that we'll invent replicators and be able to feed everyone and create a moneyless society. Star Wars is ultimately pessimistic and Star Trek is optimistic.

I like both, buuuuuut:

When I look and I see where all the R&D resources (or just the money flow in general) go, it seems to me like Star Wars is actually more realistic in this regard.