Dear ISTPs of this world,
Thank you for embodying all the nuttyness of your extroverted cousins, but being able to contain it and thus be our interpretors to the world of those more "normal" than us.
My thanks also goes to you for being able to be assertive without getting outright confrontational like we do.
You are a insightful, witty, clever, and good natured bunch.
Do not ever fret that some misinterpret your aloofness as disinterest or rudeness, because it is what makes you able to see so much so quickly and make sense of it without causing a single ripple in the pond of life, whereas your ESTP cousins still haven't figured out how to get past the "cannonball" approach.
You ISTPs rock, don't ever change, and keep amazing us with your coolness and badassery.
Sincerely,
-Alex of Halla