[ESTP] Are ESTPs terrorists?

[/DG/]

ur still wrong cuz shes an E not a D god dg get ur fucking facts straight (lol get it straight lol im so funny lol)

u r so funny i dieded

 

[miss fortune]

I like the jump from D to 5

showing off how smart I am there

 

[/DG/]

showing off how smart I am there

Buzz is my spirit animal

 

[EJCC]

I like the jump from D to 5

^ I don't.

[MENTION=1180]miss fortune[/MENTION] your list-making inconsistency hits me in the feels. Hurts my heart a little bit.

Not that I'd show it or anything.

 

[miss fortune]

^ I don't.

[MENTION=1180]miss fortune[/MENTION] your list-making inconsistency hits me in the feels. Hurts my heart a little bit.

Not that I'd show it or anything.

ESTP terrorist strikes again!

 

[Thalassa]

John F Kennedy was an ESTP so I beg to differ.

I think terrorists would have to be very dedicated to their values to do what they do. I don't think that necessarily means they have Fi, but would have to have a really hard core streak of values that went beyond evangelical.

Does that mean they're all F? Not necessarily. In fact EXTP might because of tertiary Fe, and IXTJ because of tertiary Fi....but I would guess an ISTJ, over an INTJ. I would think the least likely terrorists are IXTP. Their whole style is so autonomous plus inferior Fe/rejected Fi, that I doubt they could even muster the determination without laughing to themselves how ridiculous it was to do such things.

 

[Coriolis]

as one of the board's few ESTPs, I must say I'd suck as a terrorist

first off, I talk too much to be one and would probably accidentally tell someone I was up to terror

secondly, I like just about everyone unless they've personally given me a reason not to like them, therefore I wouldn't WANT to kill anyone

thirdly, I might be clever enough to make a delightful weapon of some variety, but I would then forget where I put it

D- I'd get bored with terror way too quickly to actually carry out a terrorist plot... that shit takes patience, which I do not have

5- I value my life and freedom too much to go around putting either in jeopardy

Not to worry. Your INTJ strategist will have all the patience and planning skill necessary. The ENTJ leader will know just when and how much to tell you about the mission, to avoid leaks. STJ colleagues will track parts and completed weapons meticulously. The NFJs will find a way to motivate even you, I suppose with the help of some creative ENTPs who figure out how you might actually enjoy killing someone, so we can tailor your missions accordingly.

See - even terrorism takes all types.

No because 5 is on the gay end of the scale and she had 2 babies heterosexually

Well, since we don't yet have the technology to generate babies homosexually, that would indeed limit her options.

 

[miss fortune]

Not to worry. Your INTJ strategist will have all the patience and planning skill necessary. The ENTJ leader will know just when and how much to tell you about the mission, to avoid leaks. STJ colleagues will track parts and completed weapons meticulously. The NFJs will find a way to motivate even you, I suppose with the help of some creative ENTPs who figure out how you might actually enjoy killing someone, so we can tailor your missions accordingly.

See - even terrorism takes all types.

let someone who cares do it... I don't wanna go to jail or die

*looks around for some sort of disaffected feeler*

 

[Elfboy]

side note: one of the things I love about ESTPs is that they're more likely to think such an accusatory question is hilarious than they are to get offended.

like, the reasons [MENTION=1180]miss fortune[/MENTION] listed didn't even have anything to do with morality XD