If a JW came knocking on my door and harassed me, I'd put on my black shirt with a giant red pentagram on it and see what would happen.
I prefer a prominent sign in the front yard.
" Proselytizers. I shoot first, and ask questions later."
And if they have enough guts, or stupidity, to come to the door, I'll answer with a shotgun.
I really, really, really, hate people that do that crap.
...Oh wait. Most of them probably wouldn't know what proselytizing is. I would have to dumb it down.
To. "Religious Nutters who disturb me, in the place where I expect to be left alone..."