^^I truly love reading things you have written Nixie.
Did you know I had wanted to become an archaeologist at one point in time? <--This of course was up until I had traveled to Egypt and actually participated on a dig...subsequently dedicating the majority of my mental energy towards trying to figure out how to commit suicide using only a paintbrush and bottle of Siwa Oasis
. You and I are both extraordinarily sensible people and yet I can only assume you have been mislead just like I had been (if not more only because you're slightly less sensible)... I promise you... 97% of work an archaeologist does perils in comparison to the heart-stopping excitement of say... raking leaves or folding clothes. And as soon as it became clear to me that Harrison Ford, Howard Carter, Brendan Fraser <--none of these guys were showing-up to make things slightly more interesting...I did exactly as you would have done...maybe. I immediately dropped out of school and created my own adventure.
It physically hurts me though knowing I never made it ^^here... to Pythia or as I believe it is more commonly known... "One of Starry's Most Beloved Archaeological Sites on Planet Earth:
The Oracle of Delphi"
In short, from approximately 1600 BC - 400 AD
this is where people pilgrimaged when they were ready for and wanted to know
the Truth. And they came by the thousands to get the truth from the one and only God that
could not and would not lie... "the Delphinian" or Apollo

Apollo was known to be sunny, sociable, handsome, competitive/athletic, highly emotional, romantic, fun-loving... he was basically, the "People's Choice" of Gods really. Which has always made it a curious thing to me that Apollo was
also incapable of lying. I mean, how in the hell does one go about being sunny, sociable, adored
and brutally honest? That shit wouldn't fly here. God or not...Apollo would be permabanned within a week... and then we'd have the whole "good riddance" and "he was mean to me once" and "the mods work very hard and don't get paid" thing. Apollo would clearly not be welcome here.
But what I'm truly interested in knowing in this moment is how you, Nixie, would type Apollo's instinctual variants haha. SX first, SO last? What if Apollo was only brutally honest with the Romans, Greeks and the handful of Africans and Arabs making the journey...but was sure to lie to a Swede or English person when presented with their questions...
"Apollo, do these jeans make my ass look big?" "Not. At. All. Your ass looks fantastic."
And also...do you think I would score higher than my highest score of 32% on the social variant if I was visiting Delphi in Greece? I don't know...I just have this strange feeling all of my behaviors and actions would be way more socially savvy on Mediterranean soil.
haha Nixie...forgive me as I'm just being dumb and entertaining myself in the process. And I'm doing so because I'm SO last...and like Apollo...incapable of lying so I know I will respond to your post inappropriately. I'll just say...you haven't convinced me of anything...but you seem convinced...and that's all that matters to Apollo and I. Have a lovely evening.