Super fast MBTI test

[Forever]

Humpback Whale

 

[Lord Lavender]

You belong to the Chimpanzee (ENTP) Tribe!

You are an extremely clever individual—sometimes, too clever for your own good. Reckless in experimentation and completely dismissive of social convention, you relish any opportunity to demonstrate to those “normal” people just how different you really are. Hobbies? You have plenty. Interests? You have many. Opinions? You voice those at a lightning quick pace, always wanting to get the last word. You’re easily distracted, but it’s astounding what inventive projects you’re capable of when you remain focused.

 

[Numbly Aware]

YUPP

The Bear – ISFJ

On the outside, the quiet, shy Bears have a strong resemblance to the gentle Butterflies. However, whereas the Butterflies’ “never says no” mentality derives from their easygoing nature, the Bears’ tendency to go with the flow is driven by loyalty to their loved ones. Make no mistake, Bears have a strong backbone; one which they will readily display if they or their loved ones are in danger—in a Bear’s mind, the latter is more important—or if a value they hold dearly is being challenged.

The Bodyguard

Like their SJ siblings, the Elephants, Bears hold family and friends as their top priority. Unlike the Elephants, however, who focus on creating a pleasant space where all can live in comfort, Bears seek to ensure the protection and security of those fortunate people who have been allowed into their inner circle. Bears are stalwart defenders; once their trust has been gained, their loyalty to whomever they love and/or serve is as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. They are commonly described as being “kind”, and while this is incredibly accurate, it would be wise to not let that description lull you into thinking that Bears are complete pushovers. They are capable of exhibiting tremendous force on behalf of others, and on those occasions where Bears go overboard with their protective zeal, their behavior can be borderline vicious. Fortunately, moments like that are not only rare, but fleeting, as Bears will quickly revert back to their customary, gentle persona, often riddling themselves with guilt over crossing the line.

The Humble Servant

In social situations, the humble Bears are always conscious about not throwing their weight around. Quiet by nature, but sharing the community-minded traits of their fellow SJs, Bears are moderately social, as they enjoy being around others as long as the interaction is harmonious and peaceful. In environments like these, where Bears feel safe and loved, it is not unusual to see the normally reserved Bears become quite talkative, though their opinions will always be expressed in the nicest and least-threatening manner; unless, of course, they’re standing up for someone else. This is a consistent trait for Bears: steadfast resolve when in defense of others, utmost humility in matters dealing with themselves. In times of conflict, they would much rather “turn the other cheek” than engage their opponents. Bears are the least aggressive of all the types, viewing aggression with an almost palpable disdain. They know full well the destruction that rage can cause, and they will look to repress that anger within themselves as much as possible. To a Bear, power is not something one should strive to attain; it is something one should fear, especially when in possession of it.

The POW

Bears are capable of withstanding a substantial amount of physical pain, and will willingly bear the burden of suffering for others if need be. This willingness to suffer extends to emotional pain as well, which can cause a problem when they’re involved in, what could be described as, an unhealthy relationship. Whether it’s a romantic pairing, a platonic friendship, or a professional partnership, Bears will give of themselves completely. Akin to their SJ siblings, Bears entrust their faith in established value systems. Though unlike the duty-bound Stags and Beavers, Bears will go against their system of beliefs if it means helping those closest to them. In conflicts between their child and their child’s teacher, Bears are the most likely type to side with the child, despite any misgivings—not to mention overwhelming evidence of wrongdoing—they might have about their child’s behavior. As lovers, Bears will frequently defer to their partner, relinquishing much of their power in the relationship. Their partner’s choices become their choices. Their partner’s likes and dislikes become their likes and dislikes. Inevitably, Bears begin to lose aspects of their identity entirely. The same resolve that is so vital when defending their loved ones, serves them poorly when in conflict with those same loved ones. And the fearful vigilance that makes them such a great protector of people, can twist and contort itself into paranoia and insecurity; the need for companionship is so strong for Bears that they cannot bear the thought of being left alone, even when the relationship might be deleterious to their physical and emotional well being. On a positive note, mature Bears find the courage and strength to disentangle themselves, drawing on the powerful support of their friends and family—a fitting reciprocation of the Bears’ loyalty and dedication.

The CAREGIVER

Because of their need to feel secure, Bears can be quite predictable, following set routines that they know and trust. This is not to say that they don’t like to experience new things, it’s just that Bears don’tblessneedblessto try new things, especially if they come with a certain degree of risk. This steadiness is unwavering, even through the toughest times; when Hollywood puts out a casting call for “the strong, silent type”, its Bears that they have in mind. They are compassionate, devoted, and lack pretense-the mere notion of self-promotion disgusts them. Due to these traits, Bears are perfect when it comes to looking after the welfare of others. You can find them in hospitals all around the world as doctors, nurses, and other healthcare practitioners. Having a soft spot for the weak, the helpless, and the bullied, it is not uncommon for Bears to volunteer with relief efforts and charities, or to work as addiction counselors and special education teachers. Bears like to feel safe, and will devote their time and energy to making sure that others can feel that way too.

 

[Agent Washington]

WHO AM I

You belong to the Humpback Whale (INFP) Tribe!

Daydreamer extraordinaire, you are an old soul, floating peacefully, and sometimes aimlessly, in the waters of your own reflection. You are the most intuitive of all the types; and while society doesn’t always take kindly to your esoteric behavior, it is your intuition that helps you stay strong in those moments of persecution and doubt, exuding a quiet confidence that whispers to the rest of us, “I know something that you don’t”—and if everyone were to be truthful, they would admit the same.

...Oh that looks nice!

 

[Forever]

WHO AM I

You belong to the Humpback Whale (INFP) Tribe!

Daydreamer extraordinaire, you are an old soul, floating peacefully, and sometimes aimlessly, in the waters of your own reflection. You are the most intuitive of all the types; and while society doesn’t always take kindly to your esoteric behavior, it is your intuition that helps you stay strong in those moments of persecution and doubt, exuding a quiet confidence that whispers to the rest of us, “I know something that you don’t”—and if everyone were to be truthful, they would admit the same.

...Oh that looks nice!

INFP's REPRESENT

 

[Agent Washington]

INFP's REPRESENT

Does it count if I put on a humpback whale suit????

 

[Abendrot]

You belong to the Killer Whale (ENTJ) Tribe!

You are a dominating presence wherever you go, demanding authority while disregarding the authority of others. You believe that knowledge is powerful, but not as powerful as the ability to put it to good use. You believe that individuals are important, but not as important as the individual talents they provide to the group. You strive for meaningful impact, and with your drive and determination, you are more than likely to achieve it.

Hah. Nope.

 

[Forever]

Does it count if I put on a humpback whale suit????

Yes!!

 

[Mocha]

INFJ.

 

[TheMainFlamingo]

INTP

 

[citizen cane]

INTJ.

 

[Korvinagor]

INTJ/Spider

That was slightly unexpected. Then again, the test was rather fast.

 

[wolfy]

I got isfp.

 

[Justmeonhere]

INFJ... WTF?

 

[Carpe Vinum]

ESTJ/Stag

 

[Clegane]

INTJ

 

[Reborn Relic]

I've taken this one before. I got INFP this time. Got INFJ the other day.

Same, but my results have been consistent (INTP/Owl Tribe/The 40-Year Old Virgin)

 

[Homeric]

INTJ.

 

[Kanra Jest]

I'm 24, thank you. Geez. How presumptuous.

 

[kotoshinohaisha]

FUCK THIS SHIT.

I AM REALLY A FUCKING ENTP.

WTH!!!!!

You belong to the Chimpanzee (ENTP) Tribe!

You are an extremely clever individual—sometimes, too clever for your own good. Reckless in experimentation and completely dismissive of social convention, you relish any opportunity to demonstrate to those “normal” people just how different you really are. Hobbies? You have plenty. Interests? You have many. Opinions? You voice those at a lightning quick pace, always wanting to get the last word. You’re easily distracted, but it’s astounding what inventive projects you’re capable of when you remain focused.