Yeah, I briefly considered ENTJ, but that's a whole other can of worms.
1. That'd mean I have secondary Ni, and I'm not sure what that function's all about, much less when it's specifically in the 2ndary position. And I think I direct my mania outward. Unfortunately for you.
2. Being a J is impossible with my horrid messiness and punctuality issues. Sure, I do like closure, plans and penned-in schedules, but look inside my book bag, and GAH!! Receipts everywhere! Pens astray! Mints all over the place because the packet spilled inside, checks stubs carelessly stashed... it's absolutely disgusting. Though I always find what I need. I just never open the thing if anyone could see inside.
3. I'm really not that verbally articulate, which is why I suspected that I was an F. If I have to break down and explain a complex question I have about something, or if I have to explain a detailed/involved situation to somebody, I always verbally leave out gaps or explain things in ways that require the listener to request clarification. It makes sense in my head, and to the other person after a few clarifications, but not when I try to shoot out my thoughts immediately. Both ENTPs and ENTJs are known their verbal fluency and eloquence.
4. It would mean that I'm ESTJ's fraternal twin.
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AH, no. Here's a keg of Tylenol for anyone who suggested ENTJ.