Ladies would you use one of these?

[poppy]

I just calls em like I sees em.

 

[metaphours]

^ ROFL

 

[Nonsensical]

hahahahahahaha

wait..is this a joke?

This is the only thing that Men have over women! It would destroy the balance between masculinity and feminism. NOOOOOO!

 

[cafe]

No. I have peed in a cup around a gigantically pregnant belly more times than I can remember so squatting in the woods really doesn't seem like a big enough deal to require a gadget. If I get a dribble somewhere I didn't want it, I'm washable. The less equipment I have to lug around the better.

 

[OrangeAppled]

Ah, here it is! The "P-mate" . Biodegradable and disposable.
I knew I had stumbled across this concept before....


P-Mate FAQ

 

[d@v3]

hahahahahahaha

wait..is this a joke?

This is the only thing that Men have over women! It would destroy the balance between masculinity and feminism. NOOOOOO!

^

I'm so glad I'm a guy.

 

[Nonsensical]

^

I'm so glad I'm a guy.

MALE SUPREMACY!!



but I could never ever live without women.

 

[Thalassa]

Sure, why not? It seems practical for certain circumstances. I don't know about just carrying it around in my purse every day, though. It could be something to keep in the glove box of the car.

 

[Thalassa]

I've read about those before. They got good reviews from this one blogger, I believe she was a stripper who lived in a van, which sounds worse than it would seem to be by how she explained it.

EDIT: Also, I wonder why so many people are so terrified of their own urine that they would be uncomfortable rinsing off a plastic thing. Seems more economical than buying multiples and throwing them out after one use.

I know, right? Urine is sterile, people. What's the trouble with washing it out?

It's not like a normal person would use it every day.

 

[Risen]

Is there anything women wont shove up their p***y holes? Jeez.

 

[Engler]

Is there anything women wont shove up their p***y holes? Jeez.

In all fairness, the device doesn't enter the urethra (within the context of this thread, I can only assume that you're not referring to the vagina).

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

um, no.

 

[Thalassa]

Is there anything women wont shove up their p***y holes? Jeez.

It's an external device, first of all, and you know that the vagina and the urethra (or place that the pee comes out of) are two different holes, right?

An INTP who failed 7th grade sex ed...proof that all NTs are not that smart.

 

[Nizy]

It's an external device, first of all, and you know that the vagina and the urethra (or place that the pee comes out of) are two different holes, right?

An INTP who failed 7th grade sex ed...proof that all NTs are not that smart.

Me thinks it was mostly just wishful thinking.

Perhaps a joke that was a bit too much of a stretch.

 

[Risen]

It's an external device, first of all, and you know that the vagina and the urethra (or place that the pee comes out of) are two different holes, right?

An INTP who failed 7th grade sex ed...proof that all NTs are not that smart.

I apologize that my jokes don't accurately portray the number of orifices associated with the female anatomy, though technically it was due to my misunderstanding of how the device operates as opposed to the number of holes you have where the sun dont shine. Next time I'll be sure to consult with your pelvis beforehand

 

[Nizy]

I apologize that my jokes don't accurately portray the number of orifices associated with the female anatomy (though technically it was due to my misunderstanding of how the device operates). Next time I'll be sure to consult with your pelvis beforehand

I've been looking to go into business doing pelvis consultations. You and I should go into business offering our services to the female population at large.

 

[Risen]

I've been looking to go into business doing pelvis consultations. You and I should go into business offering our services to the female population at large.

Lol, I dunno. I hear some have really nasty teeth .

 

[Fuulie]

No.
I can imagine someone going through my bag... "Hey, what's this thing?" "Oh, that's so I can pee standing up!"

Sinks are dirtier than toilets, anyway, so the hygiene point is rather moot. If I peed standing up with a little plastic thing, not only would I feel like I was trying to compensate for something, I'd also feel like a dog on a fire hydrant.

I might as well get the exercise of sitting down while I'm at it. C:

 

[Risen]

No.
I can imagine someone going through my bag... "Hey, what's this thing?" "Oh, that's so I can pee standing up!"

Sinks are dirtier than toilets, anyway, so the hygiene point is rather moot. If I peed standing up with a little plastic thing, not only would I feel like I was trying to compensate for something, I'd also feel like a dog on a fire hydrant.

I might as well get the exercise of sitting down while I'm at it. C:

Squats are good for you .

 

[Fuulie]

You see? How will I get chiseled thighs if I pee standing up?