Californian Destruction Immanent as Helium Leak Reveals

[Xann]

Helium is LEAKING from massive earthquake fault in LA | Daily Mail Online

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

The question is when do we begin mass relocation of people?

 

[Xann]

The question is when do we begin mass relocation of people?

Well I think it should begin now (it should have begun before this current drought came into existence, and ideally it should have never been so populated in the first place), and the land should be relegated to the farming of less water intensive crops and massively abandoned by the general populace in the number of millions. However the science behind this current leak shows that the gas is H-3 which indicates a direct connection from the fault under California to the molten layers of the Earth's mantle, which means that the potential (and likely) future disaster event will not just capitulate California but also much of the West Coast.

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

Well I think it should begin now (it should have begun before this current drought came into existence, and ideally it should have never been so populated in the first place), and the land should be relegated to the farming of less water intensive crops and massively abandoned by the general populace in the number of millions. However the science behind this current leak shows that the gas is H-3 which indicates a direct connection from the fault under California to the molten layers of the Earth's mantle, which means that the potential (and likely) future disaster event will not just capitulate California but also much of the West Coast.

I would be surprised if anything is done before it is too late.

 

[violet_crown]

But I'm moving there next month.

 

[Xann]

But I'm moving there next month.

We're gonna miss you And I think I speak for Starcrash and I both when I say especially your posts about NTP's white-knighting fat bitches. Those were amongst the best on the forum.

 

[chickpea]

so is my voice going to get really high-pitched or what?

 

[Xann]

so is my voice going to get really high-pitched or what?

Yeah, and you're all gonna hover about 2 feet off the ground in the weeks leading up to the earthquake/tsunami whatever it will be. It's gonna be the greatest party the world has ever seen.

 

[violet_crown]

We're gonna miss you And I think I speak for Starcrash and I both when I say especially your posts about NTP's white-knighting fat bitches. Those were amongst the best on the forum.

Oh David. I always loved you best of all.

Except when I don't.

Because I'm fickle like that.

Pour out a 40 for me. There's also a distinct probability I will end up banned/forum deceased before I get over there, anyways.

 

[Totenkindly]

so is my voice going to get really high-pitched or what?

There's nothing funny than a choir of people singing in high-pitched harmony as they try to upload video to the Internet before hitthing bottom.

 

[Xann]

Oh David. I always loved you best of all.

Except when I don't.

Because I'm fickle like that.

Pour out a 40 for me. There's also a distinct probability I will end up banned/forum deceased before I get over there, anyways.

Haha, will do, and the way things are going, I'll probably be in my shallow forum grave before you are.

 

[violet_crown]

Haha, will do, and the way things are going, I'll probably be in my shallow forum grave before you are.

I've heard the kool-aid is lovely this time of year.

 

[Bknight]

To be fair, this is the Daily Mail, so I'm not sure if we really have anything to worry about. Of course, after years of crying wolf, they might have actually spotted one... doubt it, though.

Granted, scientists are saying that there's bound to be another decent earthquake sometime soon, so DM might be onto something... ok, now I'm worried.

 

[Xann]

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