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What's Your Patronus?

magpie

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Oh. My. God.

I think I did the test wrong? At the beginning it said think of a happy memory and I was just like pfft, whatever. And then some random ass words showed up, like warm or cold?, and I picked warm because I like warm weather and am a warm-blooded mammal. But I think you were supposed to answer with your memory in mind, and choose whether warm or cold represented your memory. :doh:
 
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magpie said:
Oh. My. God.

I think I did the test wrong? At the beginning it said think of a happy memory and I was just like pfft, whatever. And then some random ass words showed up, like warm or cold?, and I picked warm because I like warm weather and am a warm-blooded mammal. But I think you were supposed to answer with your memory in mind, and choose whether warm or cold represented your memory. :doh:
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I did the same thing! I was like, "fuck those good memories" and just chose words that stuck out to me more than others.
 
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i retook and got

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great test!
 
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Totenkindly said:
Maybe we can team up with the Adder and take this abysmal world by storm.
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My theory is that the weasel result is a stand-in for the giant spider result that does not exist. It's only logical: see that the list in post #9 does not contain any bugs or arachnids, despite how cool they would be :newwink:

But then again, someone having a housefly patronus would be too silly. Like the magic version of when a cartoon character opens up their empty wallet and a moth flies out. It could be super powerful anyway, but that would be no less funny.
 
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Alaska said:
My theory is that the weasel result is a stand-in for the giant spider result that does not exist. It's only logical: see that the list in post #9 does not contain any bugs or arachnids, despite how cool they would be :newwink:

But then again, someone having a housefly patronus would be too silly. Like the magic version of when a cartoon character opens up their empty wallet and a moth flies out. It could be super powerful anyway, but that would be no less funny.
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Is there an earthworm Patronus? :D

At least a "giant spider" result I could have lived with, since I have a phobic reaction to them but it would have made sense in some odd kind of way. I'm just not really clear on how various answers actually are reflected in the animal given; it seems like it might have as well been random. Did Luna Lovegood (well, the actor) really get a salmon? A SALMON? What is that about?

EDIT: DAPPLE GREY STALLION? WTF?? Like, why didn't I get a brown-striped cream-bellied weasel then? What IS this??
 
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HEDGEHOG

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awwww... I'm so adorable and spiky! :wubbie:
 
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Yeah I don't understand some of the colors. Literally all patronuses (patroni?) are silvery-white. (Brown Owl is ok since that's actually a species though. :mad:)
 
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My patronus is some stupid inaccurate bullshit and I'm not sharing it.

Worst test ever.
 
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Osprey said:
What do you think your patronus should be?
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It's supposed to be something that represents happiness and joy, right?

The happiest time in my life, in a lot of ways, was a week I spent on a schooner in Puget Sound, with pods of orcas. (That's actually why there's an orca in my avatar.) So probably an orca. That is, if patronuses are allowed to be that big (orcas are enormous).

Alternately... cats are cute.

magpie said:
Oh. My. God.

I think I did the test wrong? At the beginning it said think of a happy memory and I was just like pfft, whatever. And then some random ass words showed up, like warm or cold?, and I picked warm because I like warm weather and am a warm-blooded mammal. But I think you were supposed to answer with your memory in mind, and choose whether warm or cold represented your memory. :doh:
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OH MY GOD i did the same thing.

No wonder my result sucked.
 
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EJCC said:
It's supposed to be something that represents happiness and joy, right?

The happiest time in my life, in a lot of ways, was a week I spent on a schooner in Puget Sound, with pods of orcas. (That's actually why there's an orca in my avatar.) So probably an orca. That is, if patronuses are allowed to be that big (orcas are enormous).

Alternately... cats are cute.
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I could see an emu for me. Emus amuse the hell out of me. They're ridiculously goofy.
 
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Retook it -- got Tonkinese Cat.

Much better. :)
 
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EJCC said:
Retook it -- got Tonkinese Cat.

Much better. :)
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How did you retake? I couldn't find a way to do that when I tried on the day the test came out. ALthough maybe they modified it after everyone started bitching!
 
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Totenkindly said:
How did you retake? I couldn't find a way to do that when I tried on the day the test came out. ALthough maybe they modified it after everyone started bitching!
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Made a new account with my work email address. :ninja:
 
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