Oh dear, how sweet

But, are you the sweaty shirt, hairy fat guy?
Why don't you show her your muscles.... that'll probably impress her


How I usually treat my Infp 6w5 babe: "Piece of gum stuck to my shoe, you will always be my baby, just for right now... SCRAM!!!! I really do love her, but if ya don't piss me off, then I won't treat u like trash.." Of course, this is an INFP thing

Also, this is my way of training her not to "rely" on me. I want her to grow up and be independent.
She understands... and fangirls, over shit like that, as if she wants her future hubby to harsh and serious. STOP THAT, infps... leave those intjs alone. (she will get hurt once in a blue moon, so I am gentle with her)
If your lady is an INFJ 6w5... Idk about treating her harshly.
Hmm, expressionless, "don't give a fuck" face would be ideal.. maybe learn from the ISTPs?
But as an INFJ...

... we love dirty humor, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT TOO WEIRD!!!!
I let u have of my original pick up lines:
"I have a question about your computer. How do I turn on your hormonal drive?"

Be smart about it, but don't scare her away. You're an ENTP, that should be easy
She needs to know deep inside that you really love or else she won't be taking shit from u..
I feel like I'm describing a 5w4... Never mind, everything I say is invalid