Women, do your breasts dangle down?

[CzeCze]

Go easy on the hairspray buddy, the ladies don't like it. Maybe in your case it doesn't matter though.

 

[Chaotic Harmony]

Are you sure of this? I think doing sport and exercises help to firm the pectoral muscles, but doing that it firm up the skin too. I mean, fat, sedentary people oftan have a lax, gelatinous skin, while athletic people often have a firm, tonic skin.

For example, I heard about a woman who became pregnant, her breasts became bigger during the pregnancy. After the baby was born, her breast came back to the initial size but the skin was lax and her breasts dangle down somehow. But doing some exercises and going to the swimming pool to practice swimming permit her to get freshly firm breast again. of course, she was young.

Is it lax skin or stretch marks? My SIL was teeny tiny before her first pregnancy and because of how much she gained and then lost so rapidly she developed stretch marks.... She's also a Mountain Dew junky, which I doubt helped keep her skin hydrated as well as say water alone would have. I know water helps keep the skin more elastic... And I pretty much only drank water during my pregnancy, and I managed to be stretch mark free. Not sure if there's a correlation there or not.

 

[Thalassa]

Real boobs that are larger than a certain size dangle naturally, and some men hate fake boobs for this reason, that they don't have the natural shape of real large boobs.

I mean there's a difference between having large breasts that have natural hang, and very small breasts that have been yanked down to your belly button.

My grandfathers wife only wore a B cup and her breasts frightened me. My mom is a D cup and at 50 plus her boobs still look ok, better than my grandfathers small breasted wife looked at the same age and younger.

So its not even about dangle, but about the way they hang.

I mean if you're a D cup your breasts aren't going to naturally look like a butt on your chest, even at 16.

 

[Tiger Owl]

Real breasts win all day, everyday.

 

[Thalassa]

Is it lax skin or stretch marks? My SIL was teeny tiny before her first pregnancy and because of how much she gained and then lost so rapidly she developed stretch marks.... She's also a Mountain Dew junky, which I doubt helped keep her skin hydrated as well as say water alone would have. I know water helps keep the skin more elastic... And I pretty much only drank water during my pregnancy, and I managed to be stretch mark free. Not sure if there's a correlation there or not.

yes skin quality is a HUGE issue...my bff had stretchmarks in high school, and my mother barely had any after four children. I think the skin thing is partly genetic, and with pregnancy it matters too how much and how rapidly you gain weight. Hydration is surely part of this issue.

Maybe if you're tiny to begin with and you don't have thick skin you get more stretch marks. I couldn't figure out for the life of me why me and my mom have very little cellulite and very little tendency toward stretch marks but I think its as simple as genes, and probably largely about skin which does take hydration and collagen. Its probably why our faces looks younger than we are, I mean even my great aunt was carded for alcohol until her mid to late thirties, and that's way back in the 1950s.

Its a combination of genes and self care. Some women naturally have thinner skin though through no fault of their own and have more stretch marks and probably show more cellulite.

 

[Thalassa]

Actually I saw a girl do a YouTube video on how to apply makeup to them to make it look like they're fuller or you have more cleavage. It worked and was interesting



Mine are around my knees right now. I predict when I am 85 they will be around my ankles

Why couldn't grandma wear a mini skirt to the beach?

Everyone could see her tits.



Yeah, some of you ladies look like a pastrami sandwich down there

um women's vagina appearance is genetic, its not about drooping or sagging

Im a girl who didn't watch much porn until I was in my mid twenties and didn't see many women completely nude and shaved other than my sisters, so I was surprised when I was an exotic dancer and women said I had a "baby pussy" or a little girl one.

I am an "inny." this is my genes one of my sisters calls the way our vaginas look our family heritage. Our inner labia is tucked in. A guy even asked me once if I had had vagioplasty. I looked at him like he was insane.

So don't be a fucking asshole to women who have bigger inner lips. They make up nearly half of all women, and its just the way they're made, it doesn't mean that something is wrong.

It would be like "hey guys some of your penises look this way or that way." because all penises don't look the same either.

 

[UniqueMixture]

um women's vagina appearance is genetic, its not about drooping or sagging

Im a girl who didn't watch much porn until I was in my mid twenties and didn't see many women completely nude and shaved other than my sisters, so I was surprised when I was an exotic dancer and women said I had a "baby pussy" or a little girl one.

I am an "inny." this is my genes one of my sisters calls the way our vaginas look our family heritage. Our inner labia is tucked in. A guy even asked me once if I had had vagioplasty. I looked at him like he was insane.

So don't be a fucking asshole to women who have bigger inner lips. They make up nearly half of all women, and its just the way they're made, it doesn't mean that something is wrong.

It would be like "hey guys some of your penises look this way or that way." because all penises don't look the same either.

I apologize if I offended you marmie. I didn't mean to be a dick. I guess, I just feel there should be no shame surrounding it so it is ok to joke about. I think thinner girls tend to have more splayed or longer labia. I find it kind of cute. Women who weigh more progressively move to "the clam" imo

 

[Philosorapteuse]

Nope. Small and perky. Looking at my mum, I'm hopeful for when I'm 50 too.

 

[A window to the soul]

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[greenfairy]

This.

Leave it to us INTPs to point out the need for proper definitons before we make a definitive statement.

This is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[greenfairy]

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Are they perky, do they sag
Can you wave them like a flag
Do they put the boys in awe
of the cup size of your bra
Do your boobs hang low

 

[greenfairy]

Mine don't sag because they're A cups. Just like my avatar.

 

[greenfairy]

Men, do your balls dangle?

Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Do they swing from side to side
in your boxers big and wide
Do they shrink when they get cold
Are they worth their weight in gold
Do your balls hang low

 

[SilkRoad]

I think you've all missed the very important point of this thread. Which is that Speed is trying to remind us that dangly breasts are a crime against humanity, and that women whose breasts have started a bit of danglation should get with the program and have surgery, or start exercising frantically, because otherwise men may be repulsed and flee from the dangly breasts.

 

[Red Herring]

I think you've all missed the very important point of this thread. Which is that Speed is trying to remind us that dangly breasts are a crime against humanity, and that women whose breasts have started a bit of danglation should get with the program and have surgery, or start exercising frantically, because otherwise men may be repulsed and flee from the dangly breasts.

Even if they are fantastic cooks?

 

[SilkRoad]

Even if they are fantastic cooks?

Women try to excuse their disgusting, dangly breasts by saying "but I can't help it if they dangle! I'm a fantastic cook - isn't that enough?" but men see right through that sort of thing.

 

[Red Herring]

In that case I will have to bring my guy a beer and iron his pants to make up for the dangling.

 

[Ginkgo]

If you're really interested in seeing a cross section of the population, there's a breast feeding site that shows a pretty extensive gallery of what normal (non-nursing) women's breasts of all ages look like (and yes, there's quite a range from dangley to perky). It's much more realistic than the representations most of the population sees of naked breasts (unless you frequent nude beaches or live in Europe). I never realized I should be so thankful!

You are officially our bringer of serious responses. Go you.

 

[Speed Gavroche]

In that case I will have to bring my guy a beer and iron his pants to make up for the dangling.

It's true.

After all, even if the female's breast are dangling, maybe she can be useful for something.

Also maybe she can reproduce.

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

Most women's breast dangle to some degree. Even young ones. Some of the saggiest titties I've seen on younger women.

Occasionally women will have superb large breasts that are more perky than dangly, but it's rare.

No one is perfect. Learn to love imperfection. It's more interesting anyway.