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What is falseintuitive's real MBTI type?


New member
Oct 9, 2022
1) Context:
a) What is your age range and general location (Country so that cultural values can be taken into account)? Do you have any impairments that may affect the way that you answer this questionnaire? Any religious or political beliefs (or anything else along those lines) that also might have an effect?

a. I am 20 years-old and live in the United Kingdom. I don't have any impairments, only the crippling depression of my existential dread. I am agnostic and identify as a libertarian.

b. I'm wavering between ESFP and ISFP. I haven't decided on one yet because my ideas are all over the place. First I questioned my extroversion/ introversion after 16 personalities said I was an INFP-T, then I questioned my judging and now I'm questioning whether I've had an intuitive mistype because no one has ever said I was an INFP. The general consensus is that I'm an XSXP (ESFP, ISFP or ESTP) or an INTJ. ISTJ is also a possibility considering that I come across as being more of a robot than a go-getter/ dreamer type, even though I would consider myself to be that way inclined due to intuitive bias. I still think I'm a visionary and I'm wondering how high my Te is as someone on the autism spectrum who finds other people's emotions to be 'sticky'. But still, other peoples' emotions are something I'm constantly trying to improve my understanding of.

b) Which types are you currently considering? Why are you considering them and why haven’t you decided on one?

2) What do you deem as your purpose in life?

2. My purpose in life is to be successful. It is an achievement. I pride myself on my achievements and twist my perceptions of reality to align with my general goals. I hate feeling constricted, unable to pursue my goals, or having my goals seen as being insensitive by the people who want to 'control me'. I want to be more successful so I can be autonomous and not rely on other people to chauffeur me around. My identity is based on what I can accomplish, which is where I get my sense of authenticity from. I fear becoming someone else and having another person make decisions for me. I want to stay true to my values and what I can achieve and hate selling myself short for other people. I would be the last person to jump in front of a bullet to save a baby's life.

3) Of the seven deadly sins, which one(s) do you relate to the most and the least and why?

3. Probably gluttony, wanting everything in abundance. That's why in terms of cognitive functions, I'm often mistyped as an ENFP. I'm always neurotically jumping around and bouncing off of things trying to hoard everything for myself. But to be honest, I'm pretty much a dumbass when it comes to analyzing biblical references. I don't really know what the seven sins are and I can't be bothered to look them up. But I have a large social network, which I value, which serves as an information vector for me.

4) Analyzing your relationships with others, briefly describe:

a) The type of people you are drawn to

a. I'm drawn to people who are empathetic, and who are listeners. Usually feeler types.

b) The type of people who are drawn to you

b. Social outcasts, misfits, usually intuitive (ironically, Se-blind people are the ones who start the relationship with me. It's like they're looking to be adopted.)

c) The type of people you are repulsed by

b. I'm repulsed by people who try to box me in, label me, or put me in some sort of category. That could be any type. I hate being told what to do, either we're all in charge, or no ones in charge.

5)What are the traits in others that you admire but you cannot emulate yourself? Elaborate.
1. Charisma. I'm told that I can be very charming, but I never really believe them. I'm constantly fearful that I've done something 'wrong' and I become easily neurotic that I'll get into trouble for taking certain inappropriate action.
2. Discipline. I don't have a large degree of self-control and I'm terrible at self-regulation. I often fall between the legs of beautiful women, then I regret the whiskey afterward (I'm using this as a metaphor).
3. Detail. I lack the ability to detail my experiences. I speak in general terms and I often misinterpret or overinterpret things to the point where they're taken out of context because of my inability to focus on one topic. I don't know whether I can really focus on what's in front of me or not without relating it to some external event.
4. Common sense. I keep getting injured by my environment like I'm being assaulted. My whole environment turns into to assault course quite quickly and I'm forever tripping over, bumping into people, losing focus, and going the wrong way. It's like I need an SJ type around all the time to tell me where to go despite not wanting to be told what to do.
5. Consistency. Because of my poor memory, I jump around from topic to topic and then forget what I'm saying quite often. Recently I've discovered this is to do with my internet addiction, which is basically my social life nowadays.

6) Describe your relationship with the following:

a) Anger

a. Lots of it. I will act impulsively and aggressively, taking decisive action if I feel as though other people need me to do so. Then I regret what I've done.

b) Shame
b. I regret what I've done, so I can relive past memories and see them in quite vivid detail. I may feel like a bad person.

c) Fear

c. I usually act in avoidance to fear. I value achievement as a means to no longer feel fear and if it has gotta be done, then I'll do it regardless.

d) Love/passion

d. Most of my ideas and guilty pleasures are born out of lust. I am lustful for new experiences and I desire to be intimate with myself and my surroundings. I want to fuck the world and make it cum! Make your dreams cum true!

e) Conflict

e. I have a lot of internal conflicts. Two ideas struggle for total supremacy as I feel my sanity writhing helplessly inside of my skull! Locking heads like raging bulls, spit dribbling down their jaws, and echoes of pain shimmering across the misty skies!

7) What are some of the themes that have played a prominent role in your life (ie. A struggle you’ve been unable to conquer, ect)?

7. Weird dreams that keep coming true. Fear of loved ones getting hurt and this constant desire to take more responsibility for them... with my fists!

8) Answer only one of the following:

a) [College aged and above] What is your area of work/study? Why did you choose this and would you change it? If so, what would be your ideal?

a. Engineering. I love taking things apart to see what they're made of and I'm deeply interested in complex internal structures/ processes. I do plan on changing it, I might study computer science later in life. I'm interested in AIs at the moment, they're also gradually replacing my social life. My ideal would be a subject such as psychology so I could understand other people and then improve my Reddit trolling to be more accurate.

b)[Under college aged] What do you plan on studying/working as in the future? How did you go about deciding this? If this is not your ideal area of pursuit, what would be?

9) When meeting a new person, what do you tend to focus on?

9. Breast size.
Actually, I don't focus on anything other than listening to them. That way I can learn about their interests and make a greater impact on their lives. My life doesn't exist, I'm just a small spec of dust floating around in the cosmos inside of a reality that's subjective. Why should I care?

10) How do you feel about humanity as a whole? What do you feel are some of the biggest problems the human race faces and why?

10. I feel as though humans are too easily offended by trivial details and that they're becoming increasingly apathetic/ nihilistic than before. Why? Because that's what happens when you plug into Facebook and let these external mechanisms control your life instead of your own achievements.

11) What are some of your hobbies and interests?

11. Lana Rhodes, Jenna Jameson, Riley Reid, Elsa Jean...
Wait? What were we talking about again??
Oh yeah! I'm currently studying for flying lessons. I want to get my pilot's license in light aircraft.

13) How do you usually “hang out†with your friend(s)? When answering, think about what activities you tend to choose, whether you hang out with one person at once or many, whether or not you initiate the interaction.
13. Discord calls, one-on-one. I initiate the interaction and then just listen to them. I just want to be present with the other person, feel what they are feeling, then contribute to their feelings logically.

14) What is more important, actions or words? Why?

14. Words, choosing them carefully. You need the greatest amount of influence over the greatest number of people to feel secure. I fear a raging lynch mob outside of my door like the ISTJs when I sieg heiled on Remembrance Sunday.

15) Oh dear, you’ve been cursed by a witch! It’s ok though, you get a choice on which curse you will receive. Will you choose….

a) To never be able to experience the sensation of taste
b) To be immortal
c) To lose your memories
d) To be poor for the rest of your life
e) Or to never experience passion
Elaborate on why!

b. To be immortal because then I'd travel the world, take every single degree out there, speak every single language and work every single job. I'd love the benefits of not having to eat and sleep as well.

16) What do you hope to avoid being? If it helps, describe a person who embodies what you avoid/you as a villain, ect.7

16. To avoid being poor, I plan to work until I die! My mother doesn't work at all, she just sits around smoking weed all day and growing thistles out of her hairy George W. Bush.

17) How do you relate to obsession? Do you tend to "merge" with others or your interests? How do you feel about the idea of doing this?

17. I get obsessed quickly, and easily, then the passion dies out and I move on to something else. Things lose their novelty quite quickly.

18) Organized or messy? Plans and blueprints or impulse and surprises? What are you preferences and tendencies?

18. Neglectful of personal property. I'll leave my belongings everywhere, sometimes breaking them by accident or just out of boredom to see what they look like inside. Reality is subjective, so why should I care?

19) How do you subjectively view comfort and how do you create comfort in your life and surroundings?

19. By establishing security with other people and then defending those people out of optimism that they'd do the same. I fear that the people in my life will get hurt and I won't be there to help them. I fear being helpless without those people and I often stand up for those I care about. I look out for my own.

Oh no, not another ISFP looking for attention! He just wants to be typed as an intuitive!
I made this post because ISFPs are told to shut up a lot on this website. It's just expected of them. They're the third most boring type after ISFJs and ISTJs. I think that it's unfair how these types are overlooked. I still think that I'm a sensor, but I was showcasing that I can think abstractly if it applies to my life. So this whole post was made to prove a point and to give other ISXXs the confidence to post 'what if I'm this or that without being judged or made an exception to the rule like, 'oh, you defy the stereotypes!'
Sensor stereotypes are getting in the way of accuracy and it makes me wanna punch the first sensor that came into existence without questioning why!

Get real and type me!