Visualdna Personality Quiz

[Luminous]

Quiz

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You're a Seeker
Your positivity is infectious – which sounds a little germy. When times are tough you’re waiting with open arms and your best sympathetic face.

You’re open to new things, and can be persuaded to try anything twice, all in the name of experience of course. We’ve got you down as a bit of a dreamer, you’re probably zoning out right now, PAY ATTENTION, and read on.

It's all about you...
You are the master of indifference and possess the power of delay. It’s clear from the foggy expression that you are completely unclear. So which way now?

Your friends form the cornerstone of your life. Without people to laugh, talk and moan with your mobile bill would be greatly reduced and you’d be free to plough your time elsewhere.

Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice.

Valuing the big L, probably more than anything, you keep your dearest nearest. As a consequence of them knowing you warts (not literally?!) and all, they are best placed to give you support.

We’ve picked out a few books we think you’ll like and put them on your shelf below. Enjoy! (The Great Gatsby, The Yellow World: Trust Your Dreams and They'll Come True, and The Artist's Way)

Time
Seemingly you have a pretty cruise-y attitude… taking things as they come when you can. You are skilled, but maybe you need a little more motivation? Like you care!

When you think a problem through and see a solution, you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.

An average day can pass without you even attempting to try hard… if you… you know… really try hard to not try hard. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but as your eyes are rolling back in your head as you read this dressing down, gonna stop and save the breath. You need to be able to see the big picture and understand the impact of everything you do, but you have a tendency to get carried away with an idea without examining all the facts. Push yourself a bit by being more rigorous, make sure you’ve really investigated things before you get too involved. If you’re unsure about this then don’t be afraid to ask for an explanation.

(more books... Thinking, Fast and Slow, Flow, and On the Shortness of Life)

Energy
Electric shock treatment would be a consideration to get your lazy ass moving in the morning. But by the time you hit work you’ve managed to peel your left eye open, and wiped the dribble from your chin.

Downtime? Put the world to rights and get tanked up with your pals till you start seeing double. It is all very sophisticated.

You manage life in a way so you can gracefully glide through while others climb the highs and hurtle towards the lows. You subscribe to having a healthy body and healthy mind so you make careful considerations on your lifestyle – you probably aren’t lining up the jaeger-bombs and chuffing through a 20-pack – but who knows? You try not to be judgmental (much) either. So if you are what you eat then you consist of mung beans, tahini and a measure of agave syrup to sweeten you up. Sounds yummy… urgh.

(more books... The Happiness Hypothesis, The Happiness Project, and The Celestine Prophecy)

Love
So a clandestine glance might work for some – but you need to feel physical affection.

Loyal and supportive, you like to be ’there’ for a partner. But it isn’t all stoicism, as you require a dose of fun in your love life. In a long-term relationship you look for a match – someone who doesn’t mind kicking about – just the two of you. And although you can be committed you are unashamedly flirty; batting your lashes or flexing your pecs – whichever comes easiest – in the most mundane, everyday situations.

(Getting the Love You Want, Jane Eyre, and The Time Traveler's Wife)

Money
As the person who will always put a positive spin on absolutely anything – standing in dog shit, losing your keys, being turned away from an empty restaurant – for you life is a smooth ride. It is hard to knock you down. You put lots of effort into everything you do, and get a great sense of fulfillment from the results. Dedicated and committed, don't forget to let your hair down every now and again - a little treat is just what you deserve!

Call it fine dining, chowing down or just plain pigging out; you are most likely obsessed with Instagram-ing your every bite.

With a taste for the finer things in life you like table service, your linen pressed, and your fork made of metal not plastic – urgh even the thought of it!

For you, discovery means getting a city map out every five steps while squinting at foreign road names, endless overpriced cups of coffee, and drinking up local culture. You happily leave dicey street food and 50 hour bus rides to the gap year crew.

You turn to mush when a problem comes up. Well boo hoo; as you might have guessed you’ll get no sympathy here, so dry your eyes buddy.

(Moneyball, Screw It, Let's Do It, and Conspicuous Consumption)

Fun
Sure you might have dreams of bigger and better things, or going off-grid, living wild in the woods… but you get real; ultimately you can get down to enjoying the day-to-day with those around you.

Seems like you are a real adrenalin junkie; you live life on the edge… of your easy chair. You’ve gotten really good at slouching about in front of the box: you’ve put the hours in, and sacrificed plenty of daylight to get where you are today – a TV addict.

Don’t make excuses; opportunities are made not handed to you. OK... this is not strictly true, but with no blue blood you need to deal with the real world.

With the ability to see the most inane moments in life as romantic, we wonder if you have been fitted out with rose-tinted contacts at birth?

 

[Maou]

You're a Seeker
You’d rather have a good read than a riot. You might be the wrong side of cool – but let’s be honest, you never really qualified anyway.

You’re open to new things, and can be persuaded to try anything twice, all in the name of experience of course. We’ve got you down as a bit of a dreamer, you’re probably zoning out right now, PAY ATTENTION, and read on.

It's all about you...
You’ve decked out. Life can be a bit of struggle at times and right now you’re getting a hammering.

You’re looking for a lifestyle overhaul. There is only so much you can do though. Remember, slow and steady wins the race; or at least finishes it.

Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice.

You try to approach life with more ‘Om’ than ‘Oh no’. Although you might not pad about draped in linen, supping galangal root tea and counting up your chakras… much… being in touch with some sort of inner chi is a nice fit for a born dreamer like you?

Time
If you want a job doing… you are the one to ask. Diligence is your middle name… really? That’s a little embarrassing.

Seemingly you’re motivated, committed and equipped enough. You are a jack-of-all-trades but maybe the master of none?

When you think a problem through and see a solution you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.

An average day can pass with you sort of trying hard… if you... you know… really try hard to try hard: yeah we get what you mean. But you’re a bit too cool to sweat it. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but we don’t need to tell a dude like you what to do: you are heading in the right direction. You need to be able to see the big picture, but you can have a tendency to get carried away with an idea without examining all the facts. Push yourself a bit by being more rigorous, make sure you’ve really investigated things before you get too involved.

Sure some of us bore more easily than others but maybe, just maybe, you are being bratty and you need to accept that life is not non-stop excitement – and if it were, your heart wouldn’t take it. Handing out tough love today.

Energy
Mornings come like a bolt out of the blue but by the time you hit work you’ve managed to peel your left eye open, even if you still are in your pyjamas.

Downtime? You get away from EVERYONE. Sure you love your folks, friends and colleagues (ahem)… but guys, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Life can get hectic; when it does, rather than bottle up stress you reach for one… Maybe you’re not a lush; you just know when to be good to yourself. Sure you know breaking a sweat and piling up on greens might keep you healthy, but cornering those closest to you so they (have no choice but to) listen, love, and ultimately laugh at your predicament… that will also see you right.

Love
Let's talk love. A wallet is the bulge you are interested in. And who says romance is dead, hey?

So you like to spend time just hanging out one-on-one, doing regular stuff – which is great as it makes you everyone’s favourite - a cheap date.

Probably you look for a friend, not a partner first. You seem to be willing to ride through the bad times, as long as you get to the really good ones soon-ish. A realist when it comes to love, in a long-term relationship you need strength, security, friendship, and both joint and separate bank accounts. Sure, that might not sound sexy, but you want your love to last longer than a paycheck.

Money
Are you the type who drifts off while a friend talks to you? There is a bill to pay; dinner to make; a TV show to catch up on… Thing is you spread yourself so thin you’re becoming patchy. You can’t have it all. So choose. And you’re not afraid to work hard for it. This can mean that you’re really stretched to the limits from time to time. It’s important that you get to follow your own ambitions otherwise you might end up feeling quite frustrated. It’s always good to have some financial independence, so try and have a pot where you can set aside a little cash for treating yourself.

You’d rather get stuck into ‘real issues’ than bother with small talk, which makes you someone to avoid at parties. Not so fun.

With a taste for the finer things in life you like table service, your linen pressed, and your fork made of metal not plastic – urgh even the thought of it!

You happily leave rickety shacks and dicey street food to the gap year crew. For you discovery means endless over-priced cups of coffee, drinking up local culture, and getting a city map out every five steps while squinting at foreign road names. Sounds like fun.

Some find a temper sexy, but you’re fooling yourself if you think a fiery reaction will win you admirers rather than daggers. Cool it daddy-o. Yeah, not so cool… sorry.

Fun
Inquisitiveness is an endearing quality and means you are hungry to know more about the world. When you were small it started with a ‘are we there yet?’ And it has never stopped since. Why? How? When? What? Really? Yes - now make it stop, please.

Seems like you can’t be far from a screen before you start to get withdrawal symptoms. A tech intervention could be round the corner. You’ll be going digital cold turkey.

Your days turn to night in the blink of an eye so unless you want to discount sleeping (well it is for the weak) you might want to see where you can claw back time for yourself.

Neither lateral nor linear, you let your imagination run away with you at times. Your sideways view on things makes you unique… and a bit of an oddball – in a good way obvs!

 

[Obfuscate]

You're a Seeker
And if that means a leap into the unknown you’ll take it: even if it might lead to a lost wallet, broken bone or a police escort home, that’s just living right?

You’re open to new things, and can be persuaded to try anything twice, all in the name of experience of course. We’ve got you down as a bit of a dreamer, you’re probably zoning out right now, PAY ATTENTION, and read on.

When life gets tough you naturally switch to dark. You call it brooding, others see it as a trifle moody. Find a friend and offload, and remember no one wears lonely well.

You want a healthy relationship to form the cornerstone of your life. And you are prepared to put more work in; we can picture you penning sonnets, rolling truffles, and strumming tuneless love songs.

Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice.

Nothing beats fresh air – except maybe water. But they are both essentials. You can’t be cooped up for long; you thrive off wide-open space. You answer the call of the wild with a primal scream; else a wander up a hill with a flask will do the trick.

Time
If you want a job doing… maybe ask someone else? You are so close to being a reliable grown-up, so it’s time to pull your socks up… or stockings. I mean, whatever you are in to.

Seemingly you have the ability of a dolphin but the attention span of a newt. If this were a school report, we’d be saying, “must try harder”.

When you think a problem through and see a solution you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.

An average day can pass without you even attempting to try hard… if you… you know… really try hard to not try hard. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but as your eyes are rolling back in your head as you read this dressing down, gonna stop and save the breath. You need to be able to see the big picture and understand the impact of everything you do, but you have a tendency to get carried away with an idea without examining all the facts. Push yourself a bit by being more rigorous, make sure you’ve really investigated things before you get too involved. If you’re unsure about this then don’t be afraid to ask for an explanation.

Life is not non-stop excitement – and if it were, your heart wouldn’t take it. Sure some of us bore more easily than others but maybe, just maybe, you are being bratty. Handing out tough love today.

Energy
Well, if only the rest of the day was so freakin’ easy sleeping beauty. You have been blessed with the gift of good sleep, so you start your day feeling refreshed.

Downtime? Chin stroking, shoegazing, twerking, head banging or whatever: you get your geek on for the right groove.

Wound so tight your body shows the signs of so much tension, your eyes are bulging. Now you don’t want to hear this but you might want to… chill out. If that did not make you explode and shut down your browser then here is a little more advice. Take it easy. You put yourself under massive stress, life is becoming a long list of things to do, and you are losing sight of how to enjoy it. So once in while, ignore an email and don’t take a call – sit down, gawp out the window and do nothing – it feels good.

Love
Let's talk love. You are a romantic so when that special someone shows you’ll be thinking of the long-term: matching spectacle chains, polyester pull-on slacks, and candlelit meals on wheels.

So a clandestine glance might work for some – but you need to feel physical affection.

Probably you look for a friend, not a partner first. You seem to be willing to ride through the bad times, as long as you get to the really good ones soon-ish. A realist when it comes to love, in a long-term relationship you need strength, security, friendship, and both joint and separate bank accounts. Sure, that might not sound sexy, but you want your love to last longer than a paycheck.

Money
As the person who will always put a positive spin on absolutely anything – standing in dog shit, losing your keys, being turned away from an empty restaurant – for you life is a smooth ride. It is hard to knock you down. You put lots of effort into everything you do, and get a great sense of fulfillment from the results. Dedicated and committed, don't forget to let your hair down every now and again - a little treat is just what you deserve!

Oh, to be a little more free. You could be impulsive and take a flight… anywhere… or will you just leave work, have dinner and watch the TV? Standard.

Shelling out on life-defining purchases that will get your workmates drooling; you might not be the type to camp out for the latest gadget launch… but be honest… you have thought about it.

For you, getting away from it all means pitching a tent in the wilderness, cooking your meals over a naked flame in dimming daylight, and re-pegging the flysheet every 24 hours. Yeah, sounds like fun, really.

You reach for hard liquor when a problem arises. Now… hic… it’s time to walk away from the moonshine… steady… your barman isn’t your therapist, he’s just a man taking your money.

Fun
Inquisitiveness is an endearing quality and means you are hungry to know more about the world. When you were small it started with a ‘are we there yet?’ And it has never stopped since. Why? How? When? What? Really? Yes - now make it stop, please.

Seems that you like to plug into an alternative reality; one where battles are staged and won, by an army of (mostly) men who slouch in their pants, slurping sugary drinks – it’s quite the picture.

Your hobbies are your reward for working hard the rest of the time. They absolutely shouldn’t be boring. If you find that you don’t want to play football or grow vegetables any more then stop doing it and try something else.

Neither lateral nor linear, you let your imagination run away with you at times. Your sideways view on things makes you unique… and a bit of an oddball – in a good way obvs!

 

[Hellena Handbasket]

You're a Seeker
Your positivity is infectious – which sounds a little germy. When times are tough you’re waiting with open arms and your best sympathetic face.

It's all about you...
Is it Zen, or the mere art of indifference? Either way life is working out well right now. Your current Teflon touch means most issues are just washing right off your back.
Well we might have had you down a sinner (jokes) but it seems inner peace is a major priority. Who knew!?
Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice.
Valuing the big L, probably more than anything, you keep your dearest nearest. As a consequence of them knowing you warts (not literally?!) and all, they are best placed to give you support.

Time

Seemingly concentrating on the task in hand is what you do best. You are adaptable and flow through life, living it better than the rest of us.
When you think a problem through and see a solution, you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.
An average day can pass with you trying hard… to… you know… really try hard, to try hard: err… not sure we get what you mean. Seems like you are taking the challenge a step too far. We could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but really you need to stop sweating it and (try to) be cool.You see the big picture, but you can have a tendency to get carried away with an idea without examining all the facts. Challenge yourself to be more rigorous, make sure you’ve really investigated things before you get too involved.

Energy
Yep… you’ve registered a high sex drive… you start the day ‘a certain way’, adding a smug spring to your step, the only thing that will catapult you to work swiftly.
Downtime? Chin stroking, shoegazing, twerking, head banging or whatever: you get your geek on for the right groove.
Things can always be put off for another 5 minutes, or for an hour, or mañana … or till the point of… forever. Getting you shifted sometimes is no small task, and that isn’t down to water retention, or heavy jewellery. No: the diagnosis is plain idleness in dem bones. Get the heart rate up above 60, break a sweat, or even stand up once in a while. Short of prescribing a rocket up… well, you know what you need to do. Only reward yourself when you eventually do it. We’re watching.

Love
Let's talk love. Not going to intellectualize it, and going to keep it clean (and SFW), love and passion are your ideal partners, bedfellows in fact.
So a clandestine glance might work for some – but you need to feel physical affection.
You have been known to fall in love pretty fast - glances in a train carriage, or lingering looks over your lunch box; it can happen in a heartbeat, and it is your heart that rules your head. You can be passionate and a tad fiery. You really enjoy the ‘intensity’ of a relationship, and all that it brings; tango one minute and tantrums the next.

Money
You’re the type to lose your shoes, go gluten-free and talk a lot about ‘letting go’. One of those people who can look beyond material things: until your mobile goes missing, then you will switch back to a possession hungry magpie. But hey a couple hours of repenting or a dose of primal scream therapy will get you back to your carob-eating self. You like to care for those around you and if they're happy, you're happy. You appreciate that both highs and lows make up the balance of life, and always try and stay spiritually strong and focused.
One thing is for sure - you ain’t no philistine! You are bookish, or maybe a tad square, depending how to look at it.
With a taste for the finer things in life you like table service, your linen pressed, and your fork made of metal not plastic – urgh even the thought of it!
You have a real pioneering spirit, just so long as adventure comes with guaranteed sunshine, soft sand and sea that’s clear, turquoise and dip-able then you are totally in.
You face problems head on; yeah extra points to the grown up. You’ve already worked out a solution, while the rest of us look for bottles to drink or someone to scream at. Maturity is overrated you know.

Fun
If you are not immersing yourself in literary criticism, getting lost in a concerto, or drinking in the latest work by some deeply challenging young artist (that probably defies logic or even ability) you are what? Probably surfing gossip news on the net … come on… we’re right?!
Seems like your nose is never far from a book: a pulp fiction, or a Mills and Boon – you’ve studied the great works of our time. And if you haven’t then you just watch the DVD.
Your days turn to night in the blink of an eye so unless you want to discount sleeping (well it is for the weak) you might want to see where you can claw back time for yourself.
It’s no wonder you’re craving thrills from time to time, like it or lump it your regular life can be a bit of a snoozefest.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

You're a Seeker
Your friends turn to you for advice – and sometimes you throw it out there anyway, if they ask or not.
You’re open to new things, and can be persuaded to try anything twice, all in the name of experience of course. We’ve got you down as a bit of a dreamer, you’re probably zoning out right now, PAY ATTENTION, and read on.

It's all about you...
You are the master of indifference and possess the power of delay. It’s clear from the foggy expression that you are completely unclear. So which way now?

You’re looking for a lifestyle overhaul. There is only so much you can do though. Remember, slow and steady wins the race; or at least finishes it.

Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice.

Nothing beats fresh air – except maybe water. But they are both essentials. You can’t be cooped up for long; you thrive off wide-open space. You answer the call of the wild with a primal scream; else a wander up a hill with a flask will do the trick.

Time
If you want a job doing… ask someone else. You are close to a #fail. So pull your socks up… or stockings. I mean, whatever you are in to.

Seemingly you have ability, but the drive of a sulky teen with growing pains. If this were a school report, we’d be saying, “must try harder”.

When you think problems through and see a solution, you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.

An average day can pass without you even attempting to try hard… if you… you know… really try hard to not try hard. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but as your eyes are rolling back in your head as you read this dressing down, gonna stop and save the breath. You need to be able to see the big picture and understand the impact of everything you do, but you have a tendency to get carried away with an idea without examining all the facts. Push yourself a bit by being more rigorous, make sure you’ve really investigated things before you get too involved. If you’re unsure about this then don’t be afraid to ask for an explanation.

Knuckling down just isn’t on your agenda so when you are overlooked for promotion or not picked for the team remember you are master of delay and procrastination and your ability to put off the inevitable is impressive – no really.

Energy

Blessed with the gift of good sleep, you slip out of bed and start your day refreshed; yeah well, if only the rest of the day was so freakin’ easy sleeping beauty.

Downtime? Chin stroking, shoegazing, twerking, head banging or whatever: you get your geek on for the right groove.

You manage life in a way so you can gracefully glide through while others climb the highs and hurtle towards the lows. You subscribe to having a healthy body and healthy mind so you make careful considerations on your lifestyle – you probably aren’t lining up the jaeger-bombs and chuffing through a 20-pack – but who knows? You try not to be judgmental (much) either. So if you are what you eat then you consist of mung beans, tahini and a measure of agave syrup to sweeten you up. Sounds yummy… urgh.

Love
When you're in love, life somehow just seems easier to handle. Whatever challenges you face, you're in it together and that's all that matters.
So a clandestine glance might work for some – but you need to feel physical affection.

Look down: your heart is, of course, there on your sleeve, plain to see. Maybe deep down there is a little part of you that actually believes in love at first sight – the optimism is cute. You trust your instincts and try to love without caution. As you stare into your lover’s eyes, you will try to guess what the other is thinking… probably ‘blink first’.

Money
You’ve set your sights on top-flight living. You want to be bobbing about in a private pool; fine dining; and then returning to a silk-dressed bed, counting money like others count sheep. Not 20 minutes down the swimming baths and a bag of chips of the way home. But work on that dream. Focused and determined, you have the ambition to achieve your vision. Just make sure you take time to admire the view, rather than heading as fast as you can to your destination.

Oh, to be a little more impulsive. You would take that flight, trek the jungle, catamaran across the seas… or would you just leave work, have your dinner and watch a bit of telly? Standard.

A real gad-about, with the taste for the exotic; you like to clock up air miles like the rest of us clock up shopping points.
You can’t put a price on experience but as you like the family to be dazzled and wowed, it doesn’t come cheap. A question though - those Mickey Mouse ears are for the kids yeah?

Taking responsibility for a problem isn’t top of the list… you’ve got to mull it over, check your Facebook, have a cuppa, stare into space… SNAP OUT OF IT; sorry, patience is dwindling.

Fun
Inquisitiveness is an endearing quality and means you are hungry to know more about the world. When you were small it started with a ‘are we there yet?’ And it has never stopped since. Why? How? When? What? Really? Yes - now make it stop, please.

Seems like you can’t be far from a screen before you start to get withdrawal symptoms. A tech intervention could be round the corner. You’ll be going digital cold turkey.

Your hobbies are your reward for working hard the rest of the time. They absolutely shouldn’t be boring. If you find that you don’t want to play football or grow vegetables any more then stop doing it and try something else.

Your imagination can run away with you from time to time. Neither lateral nor linear, your sideways view on things makes you unique… and a bit of an oddball – in a good way obvs!

 

[Neal Caffreynated]

This was fun thanks for sharing Lumi! Here's what I got lol

You're an Energizer

You're upbeat, super chatty, always approachable and ON the whole damn time. Seriously? Do you ever come down?
Life is what you make it. You say yes when others say no, and if it doesn't work out it will make a great chapter in the self-published memoir (that you'll be pushing on your loved ones as you hobble into old age).
Are you made of Teflon? The sticky issues life brings just wash over you, you're breathing in stress and spitting back love.
You want a healthy relationship to form the cornerstone of your life. And you are prepared to put more work in; we can picture you penning sonnets, rolling truffles, and strumming tuneless love songs.
You call yourself busy, but beneath all that bounce you must be close to exhaustion?. It's full on, you buzz about so much that you're becoming an indistinguishable blur. Slow down so we can make out your features and return your heartbeat to a regular rhythm.
You're a paradox as you love people but equally thrive off solitude in a wide-open space. Nothing beats fresh air except maybe water. But they are both essentials

Time

If you want a job doing... maybe ask someone else? You are so close to being a reliable grown-up, so it's time to pull your socks up; or stockings. I mean, whatever you are in to.Seemingly you are a safe pair of hands, you are skilled but maybe you are looking for a little more motivation. GO TEAM. There you go.
Up-front and approachable you get a buzz from working with other people and you are keen to get a solution in place quickly. But remember to pause for breath before you charge on in.
An average day can pass with you sort of trying hard… if you... you know really try hard to try hard: yeah we get what you mean. But you're a bit too cool to sweat it. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but we don't need to tell a dude like you what to do: you are heading in the right direction.
Give yourself a break (because no one else will). Concentrate on the things in life you have control over and break things down to manageable bites it will make life palatable. Steer clear of stress, go shoeless and maybe get a scented candle? Ok just being flippant now.

Energy

Mornings come like a bolt out of the blue and leave you rushing to catch up. Keys? Phone? Wallet? Shoes maybe? Nice.
Downtime? You consider yourself pretty creative so you get busy with you art supplies and rustle up your next masterpiece. Handed out as birthday presents, these may never get hung. But they are loved!
You manage life in a way so you can gracefully glide through while others climb the highs and hurtle towards the lows. You subscribe to having a healthy body and healthy mind so you make careful considerations on your lifestyle you probably aren't lining up the jaeger-bombs and chuffing through a 20-pack but who knows? You try not to be judgmental (much) either. So if you are what you eat then you consist of mung beans, tahini and a measure of agave syrup to sweeten you up. Sounds yummy urgh.

Love

Let's talk love. You are big on romantic gestures; but remember love tattoos are all well and good, but maybe wait till after date number 2.
So you need your partner to keep up with you – partying goes hand-in-hand with love in your eyes. And who says romance is dead, hey?
Look down: your heart is, of course, there on your sleeve, plain to see. Maybe deep down there is a little part of you that actually believes in love at first sight the optimism is cute. You trust your instincts and try to love without caution. As you stare into your lover's eyes, you will try to guess what the other is thinking... probably 'blink first'.

Money

You've set your sights on top-flight living. You want to be bobbing about in a private pool; fine dining; and then returning to a silk-dressed bed, counting money like others count sheep. Not 20 minutes down the swimming baths and a bag of chips of the way home. But work on that dream. Focused and determined, you have the ambition to achieve your vision. Just make sure you take time to admire the view, rather than heading as fast as you can to your destination.
Seduced by life in the fast lane there is a playboy (or girl) version of you desperate to get out.
A real gad-about, with the taste for the exotic; you like to clock up air miles like the rest of us clock up shopping points.
You happily leave rickety shacks and dicey street food to the gap year crew. For you discovery means endless over-priced cups of coffee, drinking up local culture, and getting a city map out every five steps while squinting at foreign road names. Sounds like fun.
You like to talk problems through. It's a healthy approach, although you're prone to picking over the details and hyping it up for the re-tell; well, you've got to play to your audience.

Fun

Always hot on the heels of the latest fad: flatforms, parkour, grime, bluray, carrot-jeans, pelmets, haute cuisine, maybe even at the same time. Name it, you've done it. You are a forerunner and people watch you try things first – mostly so you look like an idiot before they even think about a dip-dye asymmetrical bob.
Seems like you are 'all about the music man'. You defo have a pair of earplugs to pop in when the sound get loud. One Direction, man; they really rock out, right?
Put down the gilded harp and hold off on the bandit hold-up. Seems like you are richer in time than you are in hard cash. But money maybe is not the problem, more the goals you set your sights on?
When life deals you a dud card you can laugh. That time you lost your phone, that time you scratched your car, that time you fell off your chair... oh yeah, laugh it up.

 

[Schrödinger's Name]

"You're an Energizer
Living to you means a lost wallet, broken bone or a police escort home, else it’s not really a good story is it?

Life is what you make it. You say yes when others say no, and if it doesn’t work out it will make a great chapter in the self-published memoir (that you’ll be pushing on your loved ones as you hobble into old age)."

Time
If you want a job doing… ask someone else. You are close to a #fail. So pull your socks up… or stockings. I mean, whatever you are in to.

Seemingly you have ability, but the drive of a sulky teen with growing pains. If this were a school report, we’d be saying, “must try harder”.

Up-front and approachable you get a buzz from working with other people and you are keen to get a solution in place quickly. But remember to pause for breath before you charge on in.

An average day can pass without you even attempting to try hard… if you… you know… really try hard to not try hard. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but as your eyes are rolling back in your head as you read this dressing down, gonna stop and save the breath.

Concentrate on the things in life you have control over. Leave the big problems in life – a dwindling economy, air-borne diseases – to the experts. Give yourself a break (because no one else will). Break things down to manageable bites… it will make life palatable.

Energy
Mornings come like a bolt out of the blue but by the time you hit work you’ve managed to peel your left eye open, even if you are sporting your pillow like it’s a scarf.

Downtime? Chin stroking, shoegazing, twerking, head banging or whatever: you get your geek on for the right groove.

You run rings round the rest of us, jumping around and dropping down to give us 10, 20, 30; you break sweat everyday. Clad in Lycra at all hours and for every occasion – garden centre, supermarket, dentist – you display every curve and bulge. We’ll put it down to the fitness obsession rather than a fetish for closely fitting clothes. You ride the wave of natural endorphins and love telling people how great getting your heart rate up makes you feel. But pur-lease. We don’t need to feel you bicep, and certainly not your glutes, and that pink protein shake your supping - it looks kind of disgusting.

Let's talk love. When that special someone shows you’ll be joined at the hip and indulging in PDAs.

So you relish a ‘heart to heart’. It isn’t love if you’ve not screamed at one another, and then blubbed your way through a make up. Oh, the drama

Look down: your heart is, of course, there on your sleeve, plain to see. Maybe deep down there is a little part of you that actually believes in love at first sight – the optimism is cute. You trust your instincts and try to love without caution. As you stare into your lover’s eyes, you will try to guess what the other is thinking… probably ‘blink first’.

Money
Not one to mess with convention, you’re looking to put down roots in one place. Your nesting instinct could see you slowly hoard possessions to the point where a documentary crew will move in, but before the intervention enjoy your full and happy home. You're happiest when you feel settled and comfortable and true fulfillment definitely lies in having strong loving relationships with family and friends. If they're healthy and happy, that's all that matters to you.

No wonder you spend all your digital dollars living a hero’s life online – being an average Joe in the real world doesn’t quite cut it, right?

Looking your best is important, so there isn’t a mirror or window that you’ll pass that you cant resist stopping and appreciating who is staring back.

For you, getting away from it all means pitching a tent in the wilderness, cooking your meals over a naked flame in dimming daylight, and re-pegging the flysheet every 24 hours. Yeah, sounds like fun, really.

As past experience would prove finding the closest mound of sand when a problem arises solves nothing. Next time, try talking it through with the most reasonable person you know, and if that doesn’t work, try face-planting into a pillow.

Fun
Head first, feet first – oh whatever, as long as you are there first, that is all that matters. You’ve got an unwavering nerve and an appetite for life that means you don’t ask too many questions (until it’s too late). Keep it up – it’s vicarious adventure for the rest of us.

Seems like you are happier outside than in. You like to see the horizon, big skies, breathe in the fresh air, feel the wind in your hair – oh hang on…. Feel a song coming on.

Your hobbies are your reward for working hard the rest of the time. They absolutely shouldn’t be boring. If you find that you don’t want to play football or grow vegetables any more then stop doing it and try something else.

Ever been told to maybe grow up? Thought so. But you know what? Ignore it. Gawky and dorky is endearing. The baby voice, not so much.

I still have to read half of it, but it seems interesting!