The Sports Random Thought Thread

[Red Memories]

TO BE CLEAR

IT IS BAD WHEN I SAY THEY CHEATED AGAINST THE PACKERS BECAUSE I LEGITIMATELY HATE THE PACKERS AND I NEVER ROOT FOR THEM.

SO THIS ISN'T EVEN A FAN BIAS. THIS IS JUST FUCKING REALITY.

 

[Jaguar]

Moving on to game # 2: Let's go, baby Josh!

 

[Stigmata]

Why won't this old fucker just go away, LOL? Seriously, you've won 6. If Buffalo wins today it'll be 7. Just go away already. Please.....?

Edit: Now I have to hear two weeks of everyone gargling Tom Brady's balls on ESPN and Fox Sports Radio. Just kill me now.

 

[Red Memories]

Why won't this old fucker just go away, LOL? Seriously, you've won 6. If Buffalo wins today it'll be 7. Just go away already. Please.....?

Edit: Now I have to hear two weeks of everyone gargling Tom Brady's balls on ESPN and Fox Sports Radio. Just kill me now.

He'll never retire and neither will his roughing the passers hair penalties. He's like that harvard bitch that is failing but has enough money to never face repercussions.

 

[Merced]

Hey guys! Good day to be a Packers fan am I rig---

 

[Stigmata]

Hey guys! Good day to be a Packers fan am I rig---

 

[Burning Paradigm]

All I have to say...to quote Key and Peele....

AHHHHHHHH, I AM IN AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Stigmata]

Alright shifting gears here: I still feel like Buffalo is going to beat Kansas City, but now I want Mahomes to win today. He is our only hope for restoring balance to the force...

 

[Jaguar]

Tom just keeps going. Never hits the ground.

 

[Jaguar]

Yeah, baby. Yeah!

 

[Red Memories]

MAHOMIEEEE

 

[Red Memories]

We got thisss

 

[Burning Paradigm]

We got thisss

I'm torn, I like Allen and Mahomes.

 

[Red Memories]

I'm torn, I like Allen and Mahomes.

Honestly they're both such winners regardless

 

[Stigmata]

I'm torn, I like Allen and Mahomes.

I love Allen but right now I need Mahomes to vanquish Brady.

 

[Burning Paradigm]

KC: 33
TB: 27

 

[Stigmata]

KC: 33
TB: 27

For the love of god I hope you're right. I can't exist in a timeline where LeBron and Brady win championships in the same year.

 

[Red Memories]

Excuse me while I go rip all those Buffalo hot takes.

MAHOMIE GOT THIS SHIT.

 

[Stigmata]

Excuse me while I go rip all those Buffalo hot takes.

MAHOMIE GOT THIS SHIT.

I've never been so glad to be wrong.

 

[Red Memories]

I've never been so glad to be wrong.

I will be saving pay money to buy my next round of Mahomie superbowl shirts. the Seahawks failed to get me my double winner but Mahomie won't failed me.