I'm kind of a masochist and closet sadist. Would you mind posting pictures of said spiders? I wish to know terror better. But not too closely. I want to casually hook up with terror. Post spider pics please.
Ahahah, beautiful post.

I was actually thinking about uploading some pics earlier on but I was lazy. But because you asked it so nicely...
This was the first spider I encountered. The night before I would go to Spain (and I really needed my sleep!). It was late at night and of course I still had to pee. So I open the toilet door and *BAM*. This fat fucker fell on the ground!! It started panicking and running around like a headless chicken.
That night I was feeling very empathic, since the spider was panicking so hard I started panicking too! So I thought I could outsmart the spider and my feelings by closing the toilet door and by running downstairs. (Since there's also a toilet downstairs.) I only forgot about the fact that yeah... Spiders can crawl through basically everything.
So, this thing was waiting for me, at the goddamn stairs when I wanted to go to my room again.
It was around 11:50pm. I didn't know what to do. I basically just stood there, wondering how the fuck I would be able to go to my room ever again with that monster there waiting for me.
That's when my roommate saved me for the first time. He came home exactly at 00:00. I asked him if he was scared of spiders, he wasn't, hooray! He even has a what he calls a 'magic spider bottle' to catch spiders with!
The second spider was less of a bitch. I saw it when I wanted to go downstairs around midnight again. It was on the wall this time. I had my doubts for a few minutes but then I just decided to text my roommate if he was still up and if he wanted to catch a spider for me. :')
These spiders are so weird tho. They are pretty much 'useless'. They can barely crawl on the wall. My roommate touched it, it fell on the closet and you could really hear the 'pop' when it fell. :') My roommate said it's because their blood pressure drops when they are scared so all they can do is fall on the ground. :'))
And the spider we found today;
Maybe they are not that big by American standards but gosh. I've learned to appreciate these ugly 'skeleton' spiders as I call them when I met these fuckers... The skinny ones do at least stay at their place! These big ones are just too dramatic, I can't handle that. :')
(Also, yes. It really took me this long to write a goddamn post. Gosh I am slow. :'))