Shared Haiku Game

[Lexicon]

Finals are a mess
The end in the beginning
We’re rooting for ya!

 

[PumpkinMayCare]

Can't mess up now
Study hard, no distractions
Won't be a Rōnin* forever

*

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C5%8Dnin

 

[1487610420]

will be a Rōnin out
of energy soon, can't brain
need food soon bye now

 

[PumpkinMayCare]

Ramen, was all I could get
I know I'm poor, but hell I'll graduate this year
The circades are singing

 

[Lexicon]

The cicadas sing,
“Keep calm and follow OP.
The name of the game.”


The name of the game
In five-seven-five format
Last line is your first



Last line is your first
Collaborative wordplay
Goes something like this.

 

[Lexicon]

Goes something like this
One crutch down, just one to go
...I think I need ice

 

[1487610420]

...I think I need ice
ice baby, famous last words
just one hit wonder

 

[Lexicon]

Just one hit wonder?
GO NINJAS GO NINJAS GO!
I beg to differ.

 

[Firebird 8118]

I beg to differ.
Life’s too dull without a bit
Of insanity.

 

[Lexicon]

Of insanity:
Midnight, tearing through the house,
meowing at nothing.

 

[Lexicon]

Meowing at nothing
Catnip intoxication
Happy floor stretches

 

[1487610420]

Happy floor stretches
go for preparing to sleep
and speaking of which

 

[Lexicon]

And speaking of which
Which witches stole the switches?
(Not the handheld games)

 

[1487610420]

(Not the handheld games)
not sure which witch but it smells
like witch hazel eyes.

 

[Lexicon]

Like witch hazel, eyes?
Review the caution label
Quick! Flush with water!

 

[1487610420]

Quick! Flush with water
the holy kind, can't be too
cautious with these things

 

[Lexicon]

Cautious with these things
Range of motion restrictions
Critical limits

 

[1487610420]

Critical limits
electronic exposure
short circuits brain cells

 

[Lexicon]

Short circuits brain cells
Convert that dopamine to
Norepinephrine

 

[1487610420]

Norepinephrine
that's dope and all, but just here
for bedtime passtime