Shared Haiku Game

[animenagai]

of me, inside me
a pricey operation
lady man lady

 

[Engineer]

and your flame, sweetheart
i carry it deep inside
of me, inside me

[YOUTUBE="3t6beljyjyA"]INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Ginkgo]

There once was a trucker
Who tried out some meth
Became a cock sucker
And choked to death


Wow, I'm horrible.

 

[Antimony]

There once was a trucker
Who tried out some meth
Became a cock sucker
And choked to death


Wow, I'm horrible.

That isn't a haiku.

Wow, I'm horrible,
My poem was deplorable,
Needs a haiku class.

 

[Ginkgo]

That isn't a haiku.

Wow, I'm horrible,
My poem was deplorable,
Needs a haiku class.

U mad?

 

[Antimony]

U mad?

Problem?



It is okay if you wish to write terrible poetry. I won't think any less of you.

 

[Engineer]

As long as we're in a limerick mood...

A dread pirate, history relates,
Was scuffling about with his mates
When he fell on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And quite bloody useless on dates!

 

[Anew Leaf]

That isn't a haiku.

Wow, I'm horrible,
My poem was deplorable,
Needs a haiku class.

needs a haiku class
rebecca black says in her
latest hit song, yay!

p.s. let the record show that an INTJ by the name of [MENTION=12988]Engineer[/MENTION] was the mastermind of derailing this thread and that I, a lowly INFP, picked her up and placed her gently back upon the tracks.

 

[Engineer]

needs a haiku class
rebecca black says in her
latest hit song, yay!

p.s. let the record show that an INTJ by the name of [MENTION=12988]Engineer[/MENTION] was the mastermind of derailing this thread and that I, a lowly INFP, picked her up and placed her gently back upon the tracks.

Latest hit song, yay!
It's deplorable pablum
But we still listen...

 

[Anew Leaf]

but we still listen
to the dulcet tones of trash
twittering along

 

[Vasilisa]

twittering along
poet tweets on a cell phone
modern life's grandeur

 

[Matt_s]

modern life's grandeur
an audience of billions
nothing left to say

 

[Anew Leaf]

nothing left to say
an audience of billions
modern life's grandeur

 

[Engineer]

nothing left to say
an audience of billions
modern life's grandeur

CHEATER! CHEATING!

 

[Anew Leaf]

CHEATER! CHEATING!

Not a haiku. Are you sure you're a "j?"

 

[Engineer]

Not a haiku. Are you sure you're a "j?"

Grrr...
*clears throat*

Cheater McCheaty!
Saturned is a dirty cheat
Flipping others' lines!

 

[Anew Leaf]

Flipping others lines
I'm a nerd type jerk spells out
I N T J ha!

 

[Engineer]

Flipping others lines
I'm a nerd type jerk spells out
I N T J ha!

Oh you asked for it!
My revenge shall be deadly,
"I'm Not Funny Prat"!

 

[Anew Leaf]

Oh you asked for it!
My revenge shall be deadly,
"I'm Not Funny Prat"!

I'm sorry but once again you aren't playing by the rules. I don't see "I n t j ha!" as your first line. This is like a chain letter, man.

SusieESTJ on PErN broke a chain haiku thread there and the next day she was hit by a bus.

 

[Engineer]

I'm sorry but once again you aren't playing by the rules. I don't see "I n t j ha!" as your first line. This is like a chain letter, man.

SusieESTJ on PErN broke a chain haiku thread there and the next day she was hit by a bus.

"Was hit by a bus"
You'll wish you shared her fate soon,
But first taste my wrath!