MBTI Type Humor

[TheEmeraldCanopy]

I'm not sure if there's another thread with type humor that's already been started here; if so, I'm sorry for the repetition but anyways.

I was browsing the web the other day and found some examples of type humor (you've probably seen these).

An example is the "Glass is Half Full or Empty?" question, followed by the 16 MBTI types listed below the title. Each type has a generalized outlook/statement/reaction beside it that attempts to convey how they would look at the situation.

The point of this thread: care to make some new ones?


Here's one to begin. Feel free to change the topic:



What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island:

ISTJ:
ESTJ:
ISTP:
ESTP:
ISFP:
ESFP:
ISFJ:
ESFJ:
INTP:
ENTP:
INTJ:
ENTJ:
INFJ:
ENFJ:
INFP:
ENFP:

 

[dynamiteninja]

What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island:

ISTJ: Now who do I micromanage?
ESTJ: Well it's good to be in charge...
ISTP: It's good to get a break from humanity and chill...
ESTP: How the hell do I get outta this wretched place?
ISFP: Want...food...bed...
ESFP: I'm sooo bored!
ISFJ: Chillaxing was fine for a hour, but now I really gotta get outta here...
ESFJ: Would have organised several ways outta there within hours
INTP: Excellent...
ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...
INTJ: I am Lord and Master over this realm..!
ENTJ: Now who am I Lord and Master over..?
INFJ: I've been sent here to save the island!
ENFJ: As long as I have my friends and family... I don't?!
INFP: As long as I have a Man Friday type to deal with the practical needs of surviving, I think I'm in heaven...
ENFP: Jeez, I thought this was dessert island?

 

[Quinlan]

If Trapped on a Desert Island:

ESTJ: Tirelessly collects coconuts
ISTJ: Counts, categorises and inventories ESTJ's coconuts
ISTP: Fashions a spear and promptly kills a shark
ESTP: Starts selling coconuts to the highest bidders
ISFP: Kicks back under a palm tree and enjoys his holiday
ESFP: Can't stop talking about having a Luau
ESFJ: Organises a Luau
ISFJ: Worries about everything
ENFP: Demands protection for the rest of the lagoons sharks
INFP: Climbs the nearest mountain and gets back intouch with his inner self
INTP: Goes into withdrawal due to lack of technology
ENTP: Fashions a hotair balloon out of banana leaves and seaweed rope and laughs at the others as the wind carries him away
INTJ: Lectures the ISTJ on the inefficiencies in his counting system
ENTJ: Starts planning a 13 story tree hotel
INFJ: Envisions a new idyllic societal structure for the island
ENFJ: Says "come on everyone, follow me!" as he paddles out to sea on a log only to drift back three days later

 

[Lady_X]

What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island:

ISTJ: Now who do I micromanage?
ESTJ: Well it's good to be in charge...
ISTP: It's good to get a break from humanity and chill...
ESTP: How the hell do I get outta this wretched place?
ISFP: Want...food...bed...
ESFP: I'm sooo bored!
ISFJ: Chillaxing was fine for a hour, but now I really gotta get outta here...
ESFJ: Would have organised several ways outta there within hours
INTP: Excellent...
ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...
INTJ: I am Lord and Master over this realm..!
ENTJ: Now who am I Lord and Master over..?
INFJ: I've been sent here to save the island!
ENFJ: As long as I have my friends and family... I don't?!
INFP: As long as I have a Man Friday type to deal with the practical needs of surviving, I think I'm in heaven...
ENFP: Jeez, I thought this was dessert island?

these are hilarious!

 

[dynamiteninja]

these are hilarious!

Thank you kindly! I never normally do things like this...

 

[Anja]

Who even dares post after that masterpiece?

Perfecto, dynamite!

 

[dynamiteninja]

Who even dares post after that masterpiece?

Perfecto, dynamite!

Heh heh. Thank you very much Anja! I should do non-list related posts more often!

 

[Anja]

Sorry to see your dazzling wit seems to have murdered the thread.

 

[dynamiteninja]

Sorry to see your dazzling wit seems to have murdered the thread.

Drats.

 

[pippi]

You can share the blame with Quinlan, his were also funny too.

Ok let's see if we can revive this, try another one: Types and Driving

 

[dynamiteninja]

ISTJ: Lists a million reasons why this car is the best one
ESTJ: I own the road!
ISTP: I named my car
ESTP: I will make this car better
ISFP: This car is ideal for zipping about
ESFP: This car is sexy!
ISFJ: I like my car more than I let on
ESFJ: I value my car's practical functions
INTP: Cars are for idiots
ENTP: I have a bad car
INTJ: This car is better than that car because...
ENTJ: This car has a secret weapons arsenal
INFJ: This car is saving the environment
ENFJ: This car has family space
INFP: I don't care about cars
ENFP: I take the bus

 

[wolfy]

OK, I will try...

What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island:

Comments while eating coconuts…
ISTJ: One coconut each will provide base nutritional requirements.
ESTJ: One coconut a day is only sustainable in the short term. We need to grow something.
ISTP: I’ll fashion an arrow head from the shell.
ESTP: Catch! *Throws coconut*
ISFP: Let’s find some fruit. And use the shells to brew alcohol to keep us warm.
ESFP: Look at this! *Holds empty coconut shells as breasts*
ISFJ: Let me help you with that coconut. *wrenches it from hands* Here you go.
ESFJ: Did you wash your hands in the sea?. Salt kills germs you know.
INTP: Go away. I’m thinking of how to improve our coconut situation.
ENTP: What about if we…We could make a long…
ENTJ: Look useless! This is how you split a coconut!
INFJ: This Spartan existence of coconuts will cleanse our souls
ENFJ: Being on this island is a blessing in disguise. She needs to drop a kilo or two.
INFP: Something like purgatory…being on a desert and eating only coconuts.
ENFP: Let’s play bongos with the shells! Woo Hoo!
INTJ: What a bunch of clowns! Wait until they hear my plan for the coconuts.

 

[TheEmeraldCanopy]

Glad to see this thread is being enjoyed.

 

[TheEmeraldCanopy]

ESFP: Look at this! *Hold empty coconut shells as breasts*

 

[Lady_X]

OK, I will try...

What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island:

Comments while eating coconuts…
ISTJ: One coconut each will provide base nutritional requirements.
ESTJ: One coconut a day is only sustainable in the short term. We need to grow something.
ISTP: I’ll fashion an arrow head from the shell.
ESTP: Catch! *Throws coconut*
ISFP: Let’s find some fruit. And use the shells to brew alcohol to keep us warm.
ESFP: Look at this! *Holds empty coconut shells as breasts*
ISFJ: Let me help you with that coconut. *wrenches it from hands* Here you go.
ESFJ: Did you wash your hands in the sea?. Salt kills germs you know.
INTP: Go away. I’m thinking of how to improve our coconut situation.
ENTP: What about if we…We could make a long…
ENTJ: Look useless! This is how you split a coconut!
INFJ: This Spartan existence of coconuts will cleanse our souls
ENFJ: Being on this island is a blessing in disguise. She needs to drop a kilo or two.
INFP: Something like purgatory…being on a desert and eating only coconuts.
ENFP: Let’s play bongos with the shells! Woo Hoo!
INTJ: What a bunch of clowns! Wait until they hear my plan for the coconuts.

 

[wolfy]

OK Here are some car ones...

While riding with some friends in my new Toyota


ISTJ: Good mileage in this model.
ESTJ: Fairly good mileage in this model.
ISTP: Put your foot down.
ESTP: The acceleration sucks.
ISFP: Nice stereo. Love that new car smell.
ESFP: Turn it up! I love this track!
ISFJ: Let me drive. You must be tired.
ESFJ: You can tell a good driver by how the passenger feels. Brake earlier.
INTP: *Thinking* Toyota~Hybrid~Hydrogen~Honda *scribbling on paper
ENTP: Have you seen Toyota's latest concept car.
INTJ: I know a quicker way home.
ENTJ: Take this way. Turn left now! Turn right now!
INFJ: Buy a Prius next time.
ENFJ: Here's my Prius dealers card.
INFP: I drive a Prius.
ENFP: It's gorgeous!

 

[Lady_X]

haha!! omg i love these!!

 

[Cenomite]

ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...

Haha good job, I lawl'd

 

[527468]

ISTP: Well comb to the deseterd is land... what? Hey look an extremely dangerous towering viney mountain to climb!

 

[entropie]

entp: the cat still gives me the creeps