How do you like your eggs?

[Lexicon]

Dont Worry folks. You can still eat fish eggs, and post delicious pictures of them.

Foiled again.

 

[The Cat]

Foiled again.

Don't you mean "beaten"?

 

[Lexicon]

Don't you mean "beaten"?

 

[The Cat]

Poached victory right out from under you...

 

[Lexicon]

Poached victory right out from under you...

You're just lucky my brain's a bit scrambled today, friend.

 

[The Cat]

You're just lucky my brain's a bit scrambled today, friend.

Or is it fried?

 

[Lexicon]

Or is it fried?

This is seriously getting eggregious.

 

[The Cat]

This is seriously getting eggregious.

If we're not careful we'll be taken for eggsecution...

 

[Abcdenfp]

Capers on top.

yaaaaaasssssssss

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

If we're not careful we'll be taken for eggsecution...

Certainly. There are certain caviars put in place. Cut the yolks- if I quiche you again you will be eggsecuted and be sent to Shell.

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Inside my ovaries where they belong.

 

[Lexicon]

Inside my ovaries where they belong.

This reminds me- after learning about menstruation when I was like, 8ish, I went through a phase where I refused to eat eggs at all. Everyone eating 'chicken period' just horrified me, haha.

 

[Earl Grey]

This reminds me- after learning about menstruation when I was like, 8ish, I went through a phase where I refused to eat eggs at all. Everyone eating 'chicken period' just horrified me, haha.

Reminds me of this (left side, not the right- couldn't find the image I was looking for but this is close enough):

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For me, sunny side up with the white crispy but the yolk still runny, or just half-boiled and sprinkled with pepper and salt.

I also like roe on sushi and I've had fish egg crackers where they're mushed together like a weird patty then fried. It was surprisingly tasty. I wonder what the heck kind of cuisine is that because I've only encountered it once and never again.

 

[Lexicon]

^

 

[Hermit of the Forest]

Scrambled. But omelettes and eggs benedict are quite nice as well.

 

[Population: 1]

Sacrificed on the altar of the pancake gods.

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Scrambled. But omelettes and eggs benedict are quite nice as well.

*slams fist on red button*

BENEDICT! FINAL ANSWER!

I'm fucking obsessed with a good hollandaise sauce.

Unfortunately, I think my favorite diner was a permanent casualty of COVID. They made a Cajun hollandaise that I ordered a side of no matter what I wanted for my entrée because it went so well with the breakfast side potatoes.

I'm honestly really sad about it.

 

[Hermit of the Forest]

*slams fist on red button*

BENEDICT! FINAL ANSWER!

I'm fucking obsessed with a good hollandaise sauce.

Unfortunately, I think my favorite diner was a permanent casualty of COVID. They made a Cajun hollandaise that I ordered a side of no matter what I wanted for my entrée because it went so well with the breakfast side potatoes.

I'm honestly really sad about it.

I’m to the world of hollandaise but I love it. I’m sorry about your favorite diner. Too many good places have gone under.