Mister Sytpg is the second person to question my unofficial Promoter ESTP Hall of Fame in my signature.
Must we go through this one by one? Apparently we must. :rolli:
Andrew WK - reckless partier, fun-loving instigator taking the world by storm with simple melodies to make your lungs burst like helium balloons ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Billy Idol - badass rebellious rocker punching the air like a motherfucker ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Captain Jack Sparrow - clever sunuvabitch owning every smug fuck in the immediate vicinity, AND A PIRATE ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Diablo Cody - ex-stripper with zero film-making experience who creates a snarky, bitingly accurate movie novella about the life of a pregnant teenager that captures worldwide imagination ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
The Fonz - chick-magnet biker dude who could banish Osama bin Laden with a snap of his fingers ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Sydney Fife - clever son of a gun who knows what you're thinking at any given point of time and can singlehandedly triple your business income with a quick advertisting campaign ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Pippi Longstocking - this nine-year-old bitch-ass girl could rip your heart out and show it to you before you die all while holding her half-ton horse up in the air with one hand but fortunately for you is content to send you running away broke with your cashmere pants down around your ankles ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Fresh Prince of Bel Air - need anything be said? The man is fresh, aiight? Fresher than your mom was right out of the shower. So fresh he could spout pick-up lines to ten girls all before they had a chance to realize he was putting the moves on them ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Frankline "Hawkeye" Pierce - this guy has class, so much class he could neck a woman, do meatball surgery AND hold a glass of wine all while smacking you blindside with quick punny witticisms that sting so bad you'd be calling for mommy ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Captain Kirk - not content to simply challenge the highest school authorities to their face, this badass motherfucker sneaked onto the Enterprise only to become Captain in a matter of hours after getting into a beatdown with the dude he replaced ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Grace Slick - iconic wild, un-tamed rocker chick that would set your hair on fire with gasoline while shoving her tongue down your throat ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Madonna - she's Madonna. ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Frank Abagnale, Jr. - successfully conned his way into the three well-known professions that are the successively top three causes of suicide in university flunk-outs ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Tyler Durden - badass motherfucker who persuades a whole generation of young adult males to beat the shit out of themselves ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Rufio - badass punk kid with a fiery rebellious streak the size of Montana, so big you'd think he grew up without a father ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Peter Pan - runs with braves, swoons foxy mermaids, and turns the most ruthless pirate into a whining ninny, with the balls to crow like a rooster while doing it, and the style to pull it off ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Robin Hood - mocks the imperial sovereignty of the reigning king, stealing riches from his fat pockets for the sake of the poor it really belongs to, inciting a nationwide revolt and turning conventional morality on its head ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Andrew Jackson - bands together a motley crew of renegade volunteers, freed slaves, pirates and natives to fight off the imperial British force - and WINS! ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Winston Churchill - tactfully led the whole of Britain through the worst war this world has ever seen with the silver-tongued voice of the poets, deftly and coolly playing his political hand like a professional poker player ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED
Mae West - beautiful blonde actress with all the saavy snarky attitude of a political commentator ESTP TYPE CONFIRMED