Driving a school bus can't be too hard, right?

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Have you considered moving to the Netherlands? Americans generally feel at home in the Netherlands, its a very free, open-minded mentality and learning Dutch is usually a little easier than learning German, though still not easy. And you could get by just speaking English in the Netherlands. Germany could be nice, though you would need to learn the language like you said plus Americans often need more getting used to the German culture. Still, its a nice language and I really like it but so HAAAAAARD to learn, lol. You could also consider Finland as its easy to get by on English, though I think Finnish might be hard to learn. And the nature seems beautiful even though I've never been (unfortuneately).

My half-sister's great uncle lives in Amsterdam. I have to admit, it looks like an amazing city. Despite having the highest crime rate in the Netherlands, crime is far worse where I live now, so as far as I can tell, Amsterdam will be on my list. I will probably order rosetta stone dutch to increase my chances.