Can you tell most users in this thread have been yanking your chain? Yes.
How does that make you feel? I dunno, bad?
Do you have any strongly-held beliefs, about anything? If so, why do you hold them? Yes I do. And is that really any of your business?
Do you feel more at ease with people (not necessarily a crowd) than by yourself? Mostly, yes.
What is your opinion on the plight of rats in the first world, threatened as they are by poisonous, deadly snacks left behind by irresponsible humans? What the hell...?
Do you like puzzles? Yes.
Do you like using human beings as pawns in said puzzles, and then killing them afterwards? I do like using people, but I wouldn't kill them.
What is your opinion on time traveling marsupials that wear sunglasses? ...I'm not even answering this one.
Do you prefer making people comfortable, or telling the truth? Telling the truth.
Are you obsessed with being authentic? No.
Do you plan very far ahead? Do you have a sort of clarity about how events are likely to unfold and act accordingly? Yes, and yes.
Do you like theorizing and speculation? Yes.
Can you smell what the rock is cooking? How exactly is this relevant?