I need to go find some lunch, so I'll try to make this short and to-the-point:
How do you become the person/organization/etc that an ISTJ follows the orders of? Every time I run into an ISTJ they need form 871-stroke-C filled out, are stonewalling you on something because of some mysterious superior, or they haven't been given authorization. They are always doing the bidding of their masters...you know, the usual: exterminating jews, oppressing people, torturing and burning heretics at the stake, executing prisoners, checking identification papers, calling numbers at government facilities, burning witches, insisting you take your shoes off at security checkpoints, and always telling people that your superiors (or God(s)) told you to do it...
So, how do I locate and control my own ISTJs?
Dammit, I want to be Goebbels!
A great ISTJ profile:
How do you become the person/organization/etc that an ISTJ follows the orders of? Every time I run into an ISTJ they need form 871-stroke-C filled out, are stonewalling you on something because of some mysterious superior, or they haven't been given authorization. They are always doing the bidding of their masters...you know, the usual: exterminating jews, oppressing people, torturing and burning heretics at the stake, executing prisoners, checking identification papers, calling numbers at government facilities, burning witches, insisting you take your shoes off at security checkpoints, and always telling people that your superiors (or God(s)) told you to do it...
So, how do I locate and control my own ISTJs?
Dammit, I want to be Goebbels!
A great ISTJ profile:
ISTJs are characterized by loyalty, duty, and civic responsibility. As an ISTJ, you have a natural understanding of the value of civil harmony and order, and a deep-seated dislike of non-conformity, anarchy, and chaos.
For an ISTJ, work is very important to a sense of self-satisfaction. Happiness comes most easily for you when you have a job that allows you to express your ethic. Whether it's blasting traitorous rebel scum as a proud Imperial Stormtrooper or monitoring the population's cerebral implants searching for evidence of unauthorized thought patterns as one of the Thought Police, you're most satisfied when you are crushing the population beneath the iron boot heel of oppression on behalf of your masters.
RECREATION; ISTJs approach leisure with the same dedication they bring to spreading tyrrany and oppression. Common ISTJ pasttimes include cleaning their rifles, improving their marksmanship, betting on political dissidents in the Gladiator Arena, and macrame.
COMPATIBILITY: ISTJs are capable of stong emotional connections, bonding closely with the other ISTJs in their unit, platoon, or sector.
Famous ISTJs include TK-421, Torquemada, and Yuri Andropov.