[Other] Sensotard moments

[Stigmata]

One House. One magical talking cat. 24 Intuitives. The Reality show nobody asked for.

Finds out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting...intuitive.

The Real World:Hogwarts N-House

The season ends with a heavily sleep deprived [MENTION=30038]The Cat[/MENTION] finally snapping and leaving the house by choice due to the excessive anxiety that follows waking up every morning to the oven having been left on by an intuitive that fell asleep and forgot it was on.

 

[The Cat]

Finds out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting...intuitive.

The Real World:Hogwarts N-House

The season ends with a heavily sleep deprived [MENTION=30038]The Cat[/MENTION] finally snapping and leaving the house by choice due to the excessive anxiety that follows waking up every morning to the oven having been left on by an intuitive that fell asleep and forgot it was on.

And the dead travel with him.

 

[Stigmata]

And the dead travel with him.

Cool guys don't look at hotpocket explosions...

 

[Lexicon]

My sensotard moment of the day - ISFP roommate had to stop me from nearly breaking a tooth.

We were playing Scrabble, & I was eating almonds from a plastic bag. Went to eat a wooden Scrabble square from the cloth bag while plotting my next word on the board. It was to my lips before roommate yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I definitely would’ve bitten it had she not said something. And laughed at me.

 

[The Cat]

@_@

 

[Peter Deadpan]

If I could stop trying to charge things with the master light switch off, that would grrrrreat...

 

[FemMecha]

The only sensatard moment I can think of right now is when I was in college in the library and I saw a cute guy I had a crush on, so I ended up walking into a pole. I make more boring businessy mistakes in a state of total stress out. Maybe that's because I can only fill out forms when I'm drunk.

 

[Hermit of the Forest]

*the room feels too bright, wants to dim it down*

*grabs phone and turns down the volume*

If turning down the volume did seem to help with brightness it might be a sensory overload issue.

 

[rav3n]

Woke up and needed coffee badly. Tried to make coffee and dropped the lid to the coffee container onto the floor where it managed to roll and somehow position itself impossibly far under something immovable. After much messing around trying to reach it, I finally pulled it out with a long stick and had to wash and dry it. Went to add water to the coffeemaker and spilled the water. FML.

 

[Peter Deadpan]

I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

 

[Lexicon]

I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

Unless you’re one of those unfortunate few who looks like someone stood a frog up & put pants on it, I bet your butt is fine. I know having a table for an ass is the more popular look nowadays in media (which, nothing against those butts, either), but ultimately I think hip shape & overall body proportions are a bigger factor when it comes to butt & body aesthetic.

(Info I’ve gathered from guy friends irl discussing butt shapes over the yrs)

 

[Riva]

Unless you’re one of those unfortunate few who looks like someone stood a frog up & put pants on it, I bet your butt is fine. I know having a table for an ass is the more popular look nowadays in media (which, nothing against those butts, either), but ultimately I think hip shape & overall body proportions are a bigger factor when it comes to butt & body aesthetic.

(Info I’ve gathered from guy friends irl discussing butt shapes over the yrs)

Whaaaaaat???? People are into table butts? (flat?)

I can't relate at all.

 

[Lexicon]

Whaaaaaat???? People are into table butts? (flat?)

I can't relate at all.

No, not flat! More like table as in, it sticks out so far you could set things on top of it. Like a Kardashian butt.

 

[Riva]

I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

If it makes you feel any better - not all sensors walk
sexy-ly.

If you want to build leg muscles/quads just take 10 minutes of your life and do 3-4 sets of sissy-squats. Not weights are required for this exercise.

Your quads will feel so strong overnight you wouldn't feel your weight when walking at all. Add to it your quads will add a lot of muscle.

Ps - I am NOT a gym-nerd so you might have to ask one or Google confirm this.

 

[Riva]

No, not flat! More like table as in, it sticks out so far you could set things on top of it. Like a Kardashian butt.

Ah that my hormones can appreciate.

 

[Lexicon]

If it makes you feel any better - not all sensors walk
sexy-ly.

If you want to build leg muscles/quads just take 10 minutes of your life and do 3-4 sets of sissy-squats. Not weights are required for this exercise.

Your quads will feel so strong overnight you wouldn't feel your weight when walking at all. Add to it your quads will add a lot of muscle.

Ps - I am NOT a gym-nerd so you might have to ask one or Google confirm this.

The sexy walk- It’s more of a gait fluidity thing than muscle strength, ime. I had nice quads awhile back, & I still never understood how to do the sexy walk.

Squats & bike are good butt toning workouts, though, but they won’t bulk it up, really.

*also am not a gym rat or fitness specialist

 

[Schrödinger's Name]

I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

This reminds me of my inability to walk on a simple straight (invisible) line when I pay attention to it. For someone reason walking becomes incredibly hard when it's done consciously. All balance gets lost. (Though I wasn't bad at walking at the balance beam)

I also once knee-punched myself in the eye/nose during a tiger jump. I suppose tiger jump is the correct term? Like this:

Has anyone else accidentally poked themself in the eye with their own finger..? I can't be the only one who has done this... at least five times in my life... The PAIN.

 

[The Cat]

Glide. @_@

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Unless you’re one of those unfortunate few who looks like someone stood a frog up & put pants on it, I bet your butt is fine. I know having a table for an ass is the more popular look nowadays in media (which, nothing against those butts, either), but ultimately I think hip shape & overall body proportions are a bigger factor when it comes to butt & body aesthetic.

(Info I’ve gathered from guy friends irl discussing butt shapes over the yrs)

I'm a rather small person with high hips, which fortunately gives me a nice waist to hip ratio overall, but I lack meat in the gluteus medius department. I have something between a square and upside-down heart shape, with like little apple bottom cheeks at bottom but no where else really.

I don't like my small ass, but I shouldn't complain because I have a lot of potential to transform my body if I commit to putting in the work.

The actual best exercises for butt building are bridges, pelvic thrusts, and especially butterfly bridges. A lot of people are disconnected from this muscle group at the brain-body level and need to "rewire" how they use their bodies in everyday movements.

 

[Lexicon]

I'm a rather small person with high hips, which fortunately gives me a nice waist to hip ratio overall, but I lack meat in the gluteus medius department. I have something between a square and upside-down heart shape, with like little apple bottom cheeks at bottom but no where else really.

I don't like my small ass, but I shouldn't complain because I have a lot of potential to transform my body if I commit to putting in the work.

The actual best exercises for butt building are bridges, pelvic thrusts, and especially butterfly bridges. A lot of people are disconnected from this muscle group at the brain-body level and need to "rewire" how they use their bodies in everyday movements.

Oh yeah I forgot gluteal bridges! I do that for physical therapy for my hip. It definitely works those muscles. They incorporated a resistance band around my knees that added a bit more of a challenge/gave it to me for home use. Another variation at the facility involved propping my calves/feet up on a large stability ball while doing bridges. That was harder. Wobbly.

I wonder if this counts as a sensotard moment. I still do bridges a few times a week on a mat at home & didn’t even think of that exercise in this conversation. Derp.