[SJ] Top 3 reasons for why SJs suck...

[The Ü™]

Hey, now, we can't forget the Sensors!

1. They nag you about little details.
2. To them, SPs are hyperactive, NFs are bipolar, and NTs are autistic.
3. They take things too seriously.

 

[Natrushka]

Just two. Their niggling underlying pessimism; wait long enough you'll see it. Their need for Rules and for everyone to follow said Rules... Aggggrrrrr.

 

[Shimpei]

1. rigid people!
2. judgemental people!
3. naive people (never looking behind the meaning of words)!

 

[Totenkindly]

Yay! Yay! Spread the wealth/negativity!
What's good for the N's is good for the S's!
(And all that fun stuff.)

1. Lack of vision (WYSIATI -- the "What You See is All There Is" syndrome)
2. Foundless cynicism of new ideas
3. Just never quite silly enough!

 

[Shimpei]

Yay! Yay! Spread the wealth/negativity!
What's good for the N's is good for the S's!
(And all that fun stuff.)

1. Lack of vision (WYSIATI -- the "What You See is All There Is" syndrome)
2. Foundless cynicism of new ideas
3. Just never quite silly enough!

 

[proteanmix]

I have a feeling this thread will soon eclipse the other suck threads.

But I'm happy to see the equal opportunity hating.

 

[Totenkindly]

I have a feeling this thread will soon eclipse the other suck threads. But I'm happy to see the equal opportunity hating.

And Shimpei is being so accommodating!

[sudden double-take, eyes Shimpei suspiciously]

 

[The Ü™]

But I'm happy to see the equal opportunity hating.

And you have the evil right-wing fascist to thank for that!

 

[Shimpei]

And Shimpei is being so accommodating!

[sudden double-take, eyes Shimpei suspiciously]

Hehe, I'm immune to your SJ-bitching now, go on guys.

 

[cafe]

1.) They get in my way with their insistence on following rules
2.) They think I'm a spacey slob
3.) They draw really weird conclusions about very unimportant things

 

[The Ü™]

1.) They get in my way with their insistence on following rules
2.) They think I'm a spacey slob
3.) They draw really weird conclusions about very unimportant thing

What kind of weird conclusions?

As I recall, SJs are anti-weird!

 

[cafe]

What kind of weird conclusions?

As I recall, SJs are anti-weird!

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

 

[The Ü™]

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Oh right! I had an ESFJ co-worker who literally yelled at me because I told her I didn't get my mother anything for Mother's Day. She said that if I was her child, she'd disown me. A little on the fanatical side, I would say.

Religious (especially Christian) SJs make me crazy. They are extremely literal with biblical interpretations, even when the words contradict. They are fanatics that, of course, say you'll go to Hell if you act a certain way.

 

[cafe]

Oh right! I had an ESFJ co-worker who literally yelled at me because I told her I didn't get my mother anything for Mother's Day. She said that if I was her child, she'd disown me. A little on the fanatical side, I would say.

Religious (especially Christian) SJs make me crazy. They are extremely literal with biblical interpretations, even when the words contradict. They are fanatics that, of course, say you'll go to Hell if you act a certain way.

My younger brother's an SJ Pentecostal preacher. He is very polite, so he won't usually tell you what you are doing wrong and that you are going to hell unless he's in the pulpit, but yeah. I imagine he thinks I'm at least a little bit backslid. He's my baby brother, though, so I still think he rocks.

 

[Lookin4theBestNU]

Top 3 reasons SJs suck:
1. I know it would actually be easier to do it that way....but that is not the way we are supposed to do that. Read the handbook someone really important wrote that!
2. I am not feeling good again today. Let me tell you about it.
3. ZOMG Britney spears has a picture of her coochie on the internet! Have you heard Paris Hilton went to jail!?! What do you mean you don't care?!?

 

[Totenkindly]

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Well... aren't you?!

(Don't forget allowing your kids to leave their toys all over your own backyard -- it's an eyesore for the entire neighborhood!)

2. I am not feeling good again today. Let me tell you about it.

Oh, I am so SICK and TIRED of hearing who has gastric reflux and who had a bladder infection and whose gout is acting up and whose blood pressure shot through the roof last month... Gaaaa!)

I imagine he thinks I'm at least a little bit backslid...

Or perhaps just... Notoriously Evil???!!! (dum-dum DUUUUHHH!)

 

[curmudgeon]

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Mommy?

 

[cafe]

Well... aren't you?!

(Don't forget allowing your kids to leave their toys all over your own backyard -- it's an eyesore for the entire neighborhood!)

How do they have time to care?? That's what I will never understand. Why don't they just go read something or post on their forum?

Or perhaps just... Notoriously Evil???!!! (dum-dum DUUUUHHH!)

Nope. I'm still big sis. I was practically his second mother and that gets me special authority status or something. I'm just misguided and I'm sure he prays for me every day.

 

[Totenkindly]

How do they have time to care?? That's what I will never understand. Why don't they just go read something or post on their forum?

Your yard IS their forum. [But yes... stop the insanity...!]

I was practically his second mother and that gets me special authority status or something. I'm just misguided and I'm sure he prays for me every day.

If God exists and has a sense of humor, you will be assigned to be your brother's guardian angel in Heaven.

 

[cafe]

If God exists and has a sense of humor, you will be assigned to be your brother's guardian angel in Heaven.

I would do it gladly, but no way would I resist the temptation to tweak him now and then. He is so easy to get going.