I just took some of those tests based on the facts presented by everyone as well as from reading my text.
MBTI - I got ENTJ with everything moderate-strong (I can't believe I am this malleable, just moments ago I was throwing my dice for ENTP)
Enneagram Tritype - 4w3 - 5w6 - 8w7 (seems the secondary ego type and the tertiary Id type matches the top hypothesis. Maybe the test was biased toward the 4 type as the superego type? Although given that I do not have any friends and especially given that I never was able to find anyone who is similar to myself, perhaps the ENTJ 4w3 demon unicorn as my type is more likely?)
Instinctual Variant - Sp/So (Sx is two points lower than So, and Sp is about 10 points higher than the rest, seems to fit well with the prevalent insight)
So, what is left for me to do:
(1) Find some examples of the existence of this...demon unicorn creature, if any. So if anyone knows any TV, film, book, or videogame character or famous person who resembles me or the current agreed on type, I will be most grateful (don't get too cozy, I am still an ungrateful person)
(2) Using a brilliant technological toy that I like to call the Typeanalytic "blog buster" I will post bits and pieces, and combinations of text I wrote here onto a top secret blog where the blog buster will read and tear the blog apart for clues as to my true type by looking for my writing style, mannerisms, word choice, etc.
(3) Do something about my nerves, I would clearly see ENTJ in myself if I was not such a nervous mess, so off to researching herbs/medication/tools to relieve stress (I really wish I had access to a Jacuzzi)
(4) Self exploration should never end, if anybody can add on to the amazing skyscraper that is being built here, that would be great. I will probably check out the miscellaneous test section of the forum.
I would like to thank Mal12345 and small.wonder for digging the deepest ditch for me to lie in. Sincere thanks to everyone else for trying, but I am not inviting you to lunch so...(think Robert California, I really got obsessed with him thanks to this forum)
You're welcome!Does this mean you're buying small.wonder and me lunch? Or not?
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[MENTION=22109]Evee[/MENTION] - Maybe...until I take over the world.
[MENTION=22731]oneandonly[/MENTION] - Judging from what I experienced on the outside world and on this forum, I have no choice but to produce the conclusion that I am the only being in the whole universe that INFJs in general, genuinely hate (I many be the perfect paragon of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, but come on)...they just don't want to admit it. Easier to deem the malcontent insane than admit that even they feel some level of resentment towards some people (not all INFJ, but I have a 99% success rate at infuriating them, the 1% refers to a good friend of mine whose energetic nature makes me think of him as ENFJ). Oh and I never asked anyone to call me upstairs from the underworld, I was having so much fun torturing souls and smoking weed with my bestie the new King of Hell (his name is Crowley, I do not refer to Lucifer, now that guy has some daddy issues, Crowley's got style). Nope, never had romantic relationships, other than the girl during senior year who kept saying I was her boyfriend. She was a bit nuts, I had some people look into her a bit and they concluded that she was obsessed with my influential nature...so yea, not a romantic. As I mentioned before, today-land is bad for people like me, back in the goodoldays it was so simple, as was human nature. Obey, or rebel were the two buttons in the single-player version of prisoner's dilemma and each had their pros and cons depending on the situation. I strategically pick Obey/Rebel. I rebel against my family because I see them as weak and ineffective (my grandfather gave up his post as second in command in a Ukrainian Aviation firm because my mother was sick and because he wanted to come to the US, where we had nobody, no friends, no allies, no knowledge of the language, no luck, everyone in my family became home attendants and their lack of care about their poverty infuriated me as the days rolled by. However, the change was beneficial, instead of being pampered (we left for the US when I was very young) I grew up on level one and have worked my way up until I became a student body leader in my senior year of high school...then I graduated, and yes my psyche suffered severely from my fall from grace, I felt betrayed even though I really wasn't) Anyway, long rant...I was very obedient in school, especially high school because I respected the teachers and Administrators (T types mostly) and I was blasted away by their passion and knowledge. I never once was suspended, called out for talking, sent to detention or the deans office, I was the perfect student...a little too perfect (eyes suddenly glow red). That means no ADHD. (I do have some level of OCD) I am 19, just turned 19 on 9/11 (no joke, seriously).
@phobic - you mean...blessing...don't you? (INTJ death stare initiated)
[MENTION=13589]Mal12345[/MENTION] - Well...I hope you're ok with "gluten free baby uvulas" -Crowley (I couldn't resist it...it just fits) Anyway, seems the INFJs are banding together against the current prevailing typing (what irony, they claim I'm rebelling...talk about the pot calling the kettle back) ENTP vs ENTJ it is... 3w4/4w3 vs 8wDEVIL...and it seems sp or sp/so it is. I smell an epic showdown...now its off to the sewer for me until the surface world cools down. (that makes me sound like a troll doesn't it?)
[MENTION=13589]Mal12345[/MENTION] (as well as everyone else) - Tough call, I tend to go from 3w4 to 4w3 at the most random tims (right now I feel very much like a 3w4) a month ago I would have been unbending from 4w3. I am interested in self exploration, but I deeply resent emotions. So I might be an unhealthy 4w3, one who tries to repress emotions. Actually now that I think about it I realize that deep inside I am very sensitive and emotional on the inside and have been trying very hard (resorted to medication cocktails sometimes over the counter and other times under doctorial oversight) So I would not be against 4w3. In terms of MBTI I could be a very unhealthy xNFx type. I have to admit, I have this urge to cry, my nerves are killing me (its not pain though, its something else) and I have had a nervous breakdown recently where I just lay on the floor sobbing and wondering why I am so weak. Looking back, I so much resent being reduced to such a mess, and have deep seated emotions against all emotions. I also am deeply troubled by stuff in the news which causes my emotions to come out of the drain that I keep corked up, I verbally dismiss the news by saying to myself "these people deserved it" or "they are so pathetic" but deep inside I am fighting a guerrilla rebellion of emotions. So at this point, I am really unsure whether I can stick to the current ENTJ MBTI type, but I may agree more with 4w3...but I don't have to like it. I just want to feel nothing, to be 100% rational, logical, and objective. I know that all types have good qualities and each have their own specialties, but there are types that I want to be more like than other types. Its like wanting to be a lawyer but not having the capacity to understand the law.
[MENTION=22926]boomslang[/MENTION] - .........proof please? I am not against the 3 enneagram. Wait...what's this (looks at the word "Welp")...I am sure you meant the word "Well" but in any case, in the words of the might king of evil Uka-Uka: "I don't know whether to kiss you...or kill you" -Uka-Uka
(1) I Like to be emerged in activities and am "novelty seeking" (Promethease's words not mine, in other words its more than a trait, its my genes)
(Ne)
(4) I am only interested in people from an analytical standpoint. (Ne+Ti)
(5) Small talk and theorizing are both interesting to me (to a point) (Fe+Si, then Ne+Ti)
(7) I am very reflective, I am the center in all my activities (nope, I'm not a narcissist, but yes I'm an egomaniac) (EP temperament)
(10) I do not contribute (verbally) in groups, or talk to people at all. Unless I have power, or know that my voice and my expertise will not be ignored (ExTP, in my experience)
(7) Not very curious and I like to BS (although many find my insights to be rather truthful...) (Te devaluing)
(1) I am an ungrateful, inconsiderate, cold hearted demon (all things I gladly take in as compliments, and yes I have been called these things) (Weak and unvalued Fi)
Ni - The epiphany part happens to me at times (usually when its too late) (Ni ignoring. Had an ENTP housemate that I never ceased to hear "looks like you right again" from as far as predictions went)
(1) I am a Libertarian, a Deist, a Hobbesian and an Anarchist (I barely know much about them) (in my experience, these classifications in general have appealed more to Ti/Fe types. I find they classify belief systems, whereas Te/Fi types more often classify behaviour, phenomena and principles)
(20) Everything I write ends up being all too long (Perceiving/Irrational)
(21) I am a terrible listener and I enjoy being a presenter (Extraversion)
(6) I am very impatient and look like I need anger management (although, much to other people's surprises, I tend to be cool when they expect me to burst)
(7) I am very reflective, I am the center in all my activities (nope, I'm not a narcissist, but yes I'm an egomaniac)
(4) I dislike authority (except if I am in charge, or if the boss is a flake) (assertive triad)
(7) Not very curious and I like to BS (although many find my insights to be rather truthful...)
(9) I am very sensitive to criticism (unless its work related, which is fine if there is a decent argument involved)
(2) Power...me...like...(drools on the floor)
(7) At one point I had 50 people who worked for me (best year of my high school life) lets just say many thought that we were the answer to the principal's "dissenter" problem and in many ways we were.
(10) I like to wear suits (even when the alarm goes of in Pompeii) mostly because of self esteem issues
(17) I have very high standards (personal standards are usually higher than those meant for others)