A January release. Not having much hope for it already.
I'm tired of any old established character or story line being repurposed for explosions and martial arts fights.
I'm tired of action that mostly depends on disorienting editing and saturating the screen in CGI.
I'm tired of films from this day and age being full of CGI less convincing than the effects in Jurassic Park.
I'm tired of any old established character or story line being repurposed for explosions and martial arts fights.
I'm tired of action that mostly depends on disorienting editing and saturating the screen in CGI.
I'm tired of films from this day and age being full of CGI less convincing than the effects in Jurassic Park.
I must admit I was thinking exactly the same.
It looks too flashy for me. Then again I enjoyed Avengers Assemble so accusing something of excessive flashiness is hypocritical, probably I meant just the right amount.
Hmm. Maybe I won't like it. I hated Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It felt like I was watching a trailer that wouldn't end.![]()
That does make a difference.Hah, I dl'd that movie (so? sue me!) and I didn't watch past the first scene. I was like "I'm not going to like this movie" and just deleted it again... Although I still haven't seen it and probably never will, so I can't say this with certainty. But I think I saved a dissappointment there.
No Yvonne Strahovski in that movie though.
0% on Rotten Tomatoes!!! And no advance screening for the critics.
If it could keep that up, the movie will go down in history.
And on a side note, why the hell was Jack Ryan released in the month of January? January movies are supposed to be the previous year's bowel movements. Jack Ryan was unusually good-tasting shit.
0% on Rotten Tomatoes!!! And no advance screening for the critics.
If it could keep that up, the movie will go down in history.
And on a side note, why the hell was Jack Ryan released in the month of January? January movies are supposed to be the previous year's bowel movements. Jack Ryan was unusually good-tasting shit.
I didn't see Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter since it came out in the theater. I seem to remember not really hating it and I never got a vibe that it was taking itself too seriously, but even so, it was still definitely an A-list movie when it probably would've worked better as a B-movie from Robert Rodriguez. Speaking of which, has anyone seen the mockbuster Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies? I heard it was actually better than ALVH.
Mainly notable for the fact that its titular character, as played by Aaron Eckhart, is really, really ripped. If People magazine had existed in the 19th century, he surely would have been feted as the sexiest undead man alive.
It doesn't come close to working, but it's sweet that they tried.
I, Frankenstein? More like Oy, Frakenstein.
The kind of awful movie that gives awful movies a bad name.