Your 2016 Oscars Live Thread

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[MENTION=7254]Wind Up Rex[/MENTION]

no way. I am changing it to his voice in that app.

I was just thinking of how if i wore that dress I would look like a window drape. She looks amazing.

After watching the Oscars, I want to see Spotlight and The Big Short. Room looks good but intense.

I haven't seen Big Short. Spotlight was ok. I torrented Room, but just haven't set aside an afternoon to cry and marinate in how horrible the world is :/

Also they just tried to play Inarritu off and he was just like, "...Nah"

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

I see Revanant best pic

I'm with Brie Larson and Leo for best actress/actor.

This has been a pretty self-aware, cringey Oscars. Next year, I'm sure it will be different which is cool but damn. They are beating a dead horse tonight with the oscarssowhite stuff.

 

[violet_crown]

I didn't see many movies this year except Mad max and a couple of others, so I'm kinda left in the lurch as far as whipping out the magic 8 ball on this.

Real talk: Mad Max was pretty much the only movie that really mattered this year....

Did you see Revenant?

 

[violet_crown]

I see Revanant best pic

I'm with Brie Larson and Leo for best actress/actor.

This has been a pretty self-aware, cringey Oscars. Next year, I'm sure it will be different which is cool but damn. They are beating a dead horse tonight with the oscarssowhite stuff.

I felt really weird about the Girl Scout Cookie thing. Although the fact that that room could scape together >$63,000 in "petty change" is as hilarious as it was unsurprising.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Nope. I just saw Star Wars today! I'm behind the times!

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Haven't seen Revenant.

Loving Cate Blanchett's dress. Brie wants this soo bad. Lol. She's is literally on the edge of her seat.

 

[violet_crown]

Nope. I just saw Star Wars today! I'm behind the times!

Haven't seen Revenant.

Loving Cate Blanchett's dress. Brie wants this soo bad. Lol. She's is literally on the edge of her seat.

The Revenant makes me want to watch nothing but old westerns this year. Apparently Outlaw Josey Wales was a big inspiration.
I walked away from Mad Max and Revenant thinking that I had never seen movies like that.

Also--watch J. Law snatch that Oscar from under Brie Larson.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

I felt really weird about the Girl Scout Cookie thing. Although the fact that that room could scape together >$63,000 in "petty change" is as hilarious as it was unsurprising.

I. Know. Riight?!?

 

[violet_crown]

Oh good for Brie Larson. Great dress.

 

[Ivy]

Having been the parent of a Girl Scout, I totally get the cookie thing. Chris Rock probably felt more pressure from the troop leader to facilitate cookie sales than he did about hosting the Oscars. It's intense.

 

[violet_crown]

Alright y'all it's time. Leo will either win the biggest award of his career or drown his sorrows in model pussy.

Also, Julianne Moore is pretty much everything.

 

[kyuuei]

Im pretty much getting 100% of my oscar news from this thread.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Love me some Cranston.

We all know that Matt Damon didn't grow that beard. It is a merkin.

Fassbender's dick also got nominated for best supporting cast member.

Leo! Leo! Leo wins!

 

[violet_crown]

Love me some Cranston.

We all know that Matt Damon didn't grow that beard. It is a merkin.

Fassbender's dick also got nominated for best supporting cast member.

Leo! Leo! Leo!

Michael Facemerkin

ugh can't breathe waiting for them to get through all these people who arent going to win

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AHHHHHH LEO WON AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[violet_crown]

...I feel like models will still somehow work their way into Leo's evening.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Leo is going to be drowning in even more supermodel pusswah.

Julianne reminds me of my ENFJ friend.

Also, [MENTION=25317]Wind[/MENTION]UpRex let's not tell [MENTION=25377]SearchingforPeace[/MENTION] about Leo's acceptance speech. Deal?

 

[Beorn]

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[violet_crown]

Oh damn. Pedo priest take the big prize. Go figure.

 

[violet_crown]

Leo is going to be drowning in even more supermodel pusswah.

There's some story about him leaving a club in LA one night with 20 women. I don't even understand what that means really.

Also, [MENTION=25317]Wind[/MENTION]UpRex let's not tell [MENTION=25377]SearchingforPeace[/MENTION] about Leo's acceptance speech. Deal?

Who's [MENTION=25377]SearchingforPeace[/MENTION]?

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

My girl Rachel is looking gorgeous.

Spotlight wins. Ok. Now I have to see it. Mark Ruffalo seems like a genuinely nice person.

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Seriously. She is a goddess. Un. Real.