Which Spongebob Character are YOU!?!

[Frosty]

This thread is dedicated to [MENTION=9811]Coriolis[/MENTION]. Shes been waiting too long for this and... Im just *tear drips down face* so happy to finally give her all the spongebob she deserves.

You are welcome coriolis. You are so. So. Welcome.

Which SpongeBob Character Are You?

You got: Smitty Weberjagermanjensen
That's YOUR hat, Mr. Krabs. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE! There will NEVER be another number one. You are the only one allowed to wear that hat. Others can just ear wear Foxy Grandpa. They're Foxy, anyway.

 

[PumpkinMayCare]

...

Squidward.

Now that result is quite humbling ...

 

[chickpea]

You got: Junior
There's no doubt that you've just pooped your diaper, but that's OK because look how CUTE you are. Life hasn't been easy for you., and on a diet of worms and ice cream your food enjoyment is limited. Uh-oh, did you poop your diap again??? You'll find your way in this world, believe me, just keep flying. Fly, fly away and become the scallop you were meant to be.

 

[Introspector]

Squidward

 

[Norexan]

You got: SpongeBob
You got SpongeBob, didn't you? Well, you should be proud! You are literally the show. The show ceases to exist without SpongeBob in the name. IT'S DONE! TOAST! SMECKLEDORFED! Rev up those fryers, let's get down to business.

 

[Morpeko]

You got: The Hash-Slinging Slasher
You got the Sash-Ringing, the Slash-Bringing the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, the HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! How did you turn out this way? Well, some say you didn't wash your hands. Others say you forgot the secret sauce. No one knows for sure. Just make sure Nosferatu stops messing with the lights.

 

[xXxXx_wEltschmErz_xXxXx]

You got: The Chocolate Lady
CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER CHOCOLATE? AH, SWEET, SWEET CHOCOLATE. YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED IT. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO DIE!

 

[Coriolis]

This thread is dedicated to [MENTION=9811]Coriolis[/MENTION]. Shes been waiting too long for to graveyard this and... Im just *tear drips down face* so happy to finally give her all the spongebob she deserves..

"All the spongebob I deserve" would be none, of course. I will pay no further attention to this thread unless mod action is required. Even then, I am sure one of my modbox colleagues would be wiling to do the honors.

 

[Frosty]

"All the spongebob I deserve" would be none, of course. I will pay no further attention to this thread unless mod action is required. Even then, I am sure one of my modbox colleagues would be wiling to do the honors.

What if I mention you 86 times? And also- do other things to keep you here that I havent thought of but probably exist.

Have to think of some nefarious plots.

 

[Norrsken]

You got: The "I Can Explain" Guy
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I can explain why you got this result. You picked the most answers that matched up with it. We are all the "I Can Explain" guy every day of our lives. He is an inspiration. But you've still got a lot of explaining to do.

My soul is finally at rest with this knowledge.

 

[Merced]

Old Man Jenkins
You are the original Foxy Grandpa, Old Man Jenkins. You're probably the very first resident of Bikini Bottom. You love the young people, you love the support beams in restaurants, you love it all. Now go run along and shoot yourself out of a cannon.

 

[Lord Lavender]

You got: Smitty Weberjagermanjensen
That's YOUR hat, Mr. Krabs. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE! There will NEVER be another number one. You are the only one allowed to wear that hat. Others can just ear wear Foxy Grandpa. They're Foxy, anyway.

 

[Frosty]

You got: Smitty Weberjagermanjensen
That's YOUR hat, Mr. Krabs. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE! There will NEVER be another number one. You are the only one allowed to wear that hat. Others can just ear wear Foxy Grandpa. They're Foxy, anyway.

No. No!

Its MY hat! I am number one!

I will fight for it!

 

[Lord Lavender]

No. No!

Its MY hat! I am number one!

I will fight for it!

You want me to fight you so then Coriolis will be forced to take mod action and ttherefore view this thread if we fight over that hat. I know you too well Frosty.

 

[The Cat]

You got: The Hash-Slinging Slasher

You got the Sash-Ringing, the Slash-Bringing the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, the HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! How did you turn out this way? Well, some say you didn't wash your hands. Others say you forgot the secret sauce. No one knows for sure. Just make sure Nosferatu stops messing with the lights.

I don't know what this means. I've never seen Sponge Bob.

 

[Frosty]

You want me to fight you so then Coriolis will be forced to take mod action and ttherefore view this thread if we fight over that hat. I know you too well Frosty.

Maybe.

Maybe.

But we can avoid all that if youll just admit that I am number one.

You can be the foxt grandpa. Ill be smitty.

Lol that probably is one of my favorite episodes

 

[stupidgirl]

You got: Smitty Weberjagermanjensen
That's YOUR hat, Mr. Krabs. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE! There will NEVER be another number one. You are the only one allowed to wear that hat. Others can just ear wear Foxy Grandpa. They're Foxy, anyway.

 

[HoneyBlossom]

You got: Gary

You are the glue that holds the world together. You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. You're Gary! Who wouldn't want to have Gary around meowing the day away? Also, nice butt.

 

[Chad of the OttomanEmpire]

I got Squidward. FIRMLY GRASP your clarinet.

 

[Morpeko]

You got: DoodleBob

You got DoodleBob! You're terrifying! Here, let me put this in a language you might understand: BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! EEMO WABAWABA! MEYOHIMEYOI! MEYOHIMEYOI! MEYOHIMEYOI! YOU DOODLE. ME SPONGEBOB. Hope that cleared a few things up.

This might be the best quiz I've ever taken.