Leader.
Hm. But what kind of leader? Some are incompitent and are quickly usurped.
Likely to be voted most valuable team member in the Zombie Apocalypse High School yearbook.
Stores would be mobbed with everyone else thinking the very same thing. I’d rather be as far from metropolitan/consumer areas as quickly as possible. I’d be good with my pre-purchased Walmart stuff.
*adds “machete†to next month’s shopping list*
That shark suit does sound cool in theory, but I’d wonder about upkeep. And if it’d be ok to sleep in/wear all the time. I don’t think zombies will wait for me to get dressed. I do like the idea of anti-bite clothing, though.
My role is as the chick that would be kicking some serious zombie butt if I hadn’t started to feel super weird about myself and insecure about my intellect for never having come up with the same basic survival strategies [MENTION=8554]Andy[/MENTION] presented in his post so I go to live alone in a barn loft.
Relax, your inability to come up with zombie survival tactics on the fly is just an unfortunate side effect of having a life. Not having such a thing myself, I have plenty of time to sit around watching low budget horror movies and imagine how much better the characters chances of survival would be if they weren't so fucking dumb.
On the plus side, if you pull up the ladder, a barn loft would be a very secure location.