Well, I must say...

[The Ü™]

I must say that my welcome back was sorely underwhelming. It wasn't the return of the messiah I was expecting. Instead, everyone seems to be ignoring me. What the fuck did I do now?

Fucking backstabbers.

 

[LucrativeSid]

Maybe you should read Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

 

[disregard]

Lol.

Expect not, and you shall inherit the world.

 

[heart]

Perhaps people are overawed..or the expectations were raised too high for you to be able to fulfill them. Maybe the Gauntlet overshadowed your comeback. It will all smooth over in time.

 

[The Ü™]

I'm still intuiting an aura of hostility from certain members I thought were my friends three months ago. I'm not even sure why this is, but this hostility seems to manifest in passive-aggressive behavior.

And I hate Firefox 3. It doesn't consider apostrophized words as words.

 

[TenebrousReflection]

Welcome back!

I seldom comment in your blogs or posts, but I have enjoyed reading them in the past so its nice to see you back again.

FWIW, when I heard this song in your absence, it made me think of you (maybe not in specifics, but in general sentiment of freedom of expresion).

 

[anii]

I dunno about that. It seems to me that most of the cougars here want to to be your bitch.

 

[heart]

Yes Anii, everything that goes on this board is sexual in nature. Every time anyone is nice to anyone here, it is a come on and every word typed out is to be taken seriously.

 

[The Ü™]

Cougar?

 

[anii]

While others just want to bitch.

Hey, if that's the kind of cougar that floats your boat, have at it.

 

[The Ü™]

I wasn't entirely sure what you meant by "cougar." I'm not familiar with these street terms.

 

[GZA]

Cougar=older woman pursuing a younger man

 

[The Ü™]

Yeah, I figured that out using Urban Dictionary. I just figured asking it directly would have saved me a few more mouse clicks.

But why don't the younger women want to be my bitch?

 

[GZA]

You don't know any younger women. And you refer to them as your bitches... that won't take you very far either.

 

[The Ü™]

No, I was just playing off of what Anii said up above:

I dunno about that. It seems to me that most of the cougars here want to to be your bitch.

 

[GZA]

Oh, ok, I didn't realize that. Nevermind then about bitches n hoes

 

[TopherRed]

Hi Uber, what game is your avatar from?