Le Grande Muffin
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- Dec 7, 2009
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Well, I am Count Nosferatu from Transylvania. I dont usually do the on-line dating thing, but my last partner ran off with Van Helsing, so I'm in the market for a new love interest. I am looking for a feisty, bosomy wench, who doesn't mind being up past sunset.
Likes: eternal love and nightfall.
Dislikes: garlic, mirrors, consecrated ground and daylight.
Methinks something festive later whence the time doth approach, the tick tock of the clock - So, in the meantime I would imagine Ms Clause to be; An ex-lingerie model, double jointed, bathes in streams and waterfalls, and has an unparalleled mind, even by a parallelogram.
And today I am Santa,
And Santa must decide.
For the good, and nicely wicked
All the shoes in the world. Yes, I see what you're thinking. So, yes, everyone else would be shoeless and walk about in those funny socks, the name escapes me for now, but you know the ones I mean. Boots, naturally, goes without saying with I. Wish bone corsets for they are quite magicalus. You time, bubble baths infinium, scented candles and a tiara made from rare moonstone gems, ( I may have to substitute for a tinfoil tiara for I have no rare moonstone gems). True love. For thee see, without the dichotomy, there can be no true love, only opal fruits. And cake, better be fast, Santa likes his cake, and all things sweet and nicely wicked.
For the not so good, and nicely wicked
Ken & Barbie (minus the ken & Barbie) , and a selection box, filled with nothing but opal fruits.
My mind is like a Salvador Dali painting a beautiful disaster I can simultaneously; beat 10 grandmasters at chess, solve the Rubik's cube by telekinesis whilst mixing you a Martini, and ravish your very essence with a mere sideways glance. I invented bubble baths, the shoe, multiple multiple-orgasms and the letter "oO"
I hath spoken
And so must it be
Malarkey malarkey
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Likes: eternal love and nightfall.
Dislikes: garlic, mirrors, consecrated ground and daylight.
Methinks something festive later whence the time doth approach, the tick tock of the clock - So, in the meantime I would imagine Ms Clause to be; An ex-lingerie model, double jointed, bathes in streams and waterfalls, and has an unparalleled mind, even by a parallelogram.
And today I am Santa,
And Santa must decide.
For the good, and nicely wicked
All the shoes in the world. Yes, I see what you're thinking. So, yes, everyone else would be shoeless and walk about in those funny socks, the name escapes me for now, but you know the ones I mean. Boots, naturally, goes without saying with I. Wish bone corsets for they are quite magicalus. You time, bubble baths infinium, scented candles and a tiara made from rare moonstone gems, ( I may have to substitute for a tinfoil tiara for I have no rare moonstone gems). True love. For thee see, without the dichotomy, there can be no true love, only opal fruits. And cake, better be fast, Santa likes his cake, and all things sweet and nicely wicked.
For the not so good, and nicely wicked
Ken & Barbie (minus the ken & Barbie) , and a selection box, filled with nothing but opal fruits.
My mind is like a Salvador Dali painting a beautiful disaster I can simultaneously; beat 10 grandmasters at chess, solve the Rubik's cube by telekinesis whilst mixing you a Martini, and ravish your very essence with a mere sideways glance. I invented bubble baths, the shoe, multiple multiple-orgasms and the letter "oO"
I hath spoken
And so must it be
Malarkey malarkey
X
