top 3 recipes

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The Microwave Pizza
Step 1
Buy a frozen pizza

Step 2
Cook in microwave for 5 minutes

Step 3
Enjoy soggy pizza

Sweet Peanut Honey Apple Butter
Step 1
Purchase honey, peanut butter and unsweetened apple sauce

Step 2
Drizzle bottom of a yellow plastic bowl with honey

Step 3
Pour in some apple sauce and drizzle more honey

Step 4
Using a wooden spoon, scoop out three spoonfuls of peanut butter and put in bowl.

Step 5
Stir!

Step 6
Take pride in what you've done and eat

Cereal the Easy Way
Step 1
Buy your favorite cereal

Step 2
Pour cereal into a porcelain bowl

Step 3
Pour in some water

Step 4
Use the money you saved by using water and invest it into in the stock market