The Tragically Hip: A Negro Hipster Tells All

[proteanmix]

I'm so lovin this chick's blog!!
http://connykate.wordpress.com/

Better than having me at hello:

All my piercings aside, everybodys gotta rebel sometime. If you wanna get a tattoo sleeve and a genital piercing then by all means, do your thang boo boo. In fact, with all the tongue splits and devil horn implants out there, very little surprises me anymore. Well, at least that's what I thought until yesterday when my cultural virginity was sliced in half and violently hung from a tree. Now I'm the one mumbling shit in Lingala.

Freakin ay, it's like we say the exact things! What I especially love is her liberal use of linguistic gems such as:

jiggaboo
ofays
negress
colored
high yellas
mullatoes (and here I was thinking I was the only person calling people octaroons and quadroons)
MISCEGENATION
darkies
half-breeds

I mean really, I say this shit on a daily basis (only in front of the negro and asian hipsters of course, then everyone will be thinking they can say it).

A really royal purple honorable mention of Sharecropping. I've got to work that into a sentence before the end of the day!

Man maybe I should really step up my blogging. Why they hell do I self-censor? I'm way less tactful in real life and that could get me my own reality show. You know why, it takes too much work. To actually go back and write down what I say is uh, labor intensive.

 

[Samuel De Mazarin]

if Ann Coulter can get away with all the isht she says about minorities, you can say whatever the fuck you want, sista

go out there and twist some caps back