The Presidential Capacity Test

[miss fortune]

Public Relations Campaigner
58% Values, 95% Charisma and 41% Judgment!



"Public-relations specialists make flower arrangements of the facts, placing them so that the wilted and less attractive petals are hidden by sturdy blooms” - A. Harrington

Armed with forked tongue and silver-coated words, you could con a vegetarian into buying a carcass. Fortunately, you can't con the public into voting you into the Presidency. Your closet has just one too many skeletons. Honesty was never very high on your agenda and your inability to make key decisions means you're definitely unfit for the Star-Spangled Crown.

You're much better suited organising the campaign for a prospective presidential candidate, and offering words of "wisdom" to help gloss over certain, shall we say, "issues."



... I'm somewhat offended since I almost NEVER lie, even when it would be a good idea to do so, maybe if I didn't cheat as well things would be different- and if I actually could make decisions!

 

[GinKuusouka]

Religious Adviser to the President

74% Values, 63% Charisma and 29% Judgment!



"Do you pray for the Senators, Dr. Hale?" someone asked the chaplain. "No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country." - Edward E. Hale

Sorry. You're simply not Presidential material. You simply don't have the leadership ability or the charisma to pull it off. The public have no faith whatsoever in you pulling through.

They do believe you though. Your spotless track record and focus on strong character values means they'd believe every one of your campaign promises and bribes. Too bad you're stammering too much for anyone to understand a word you're saying. You're better suited to an advisorial role.

Let's make you a religious adviser, hm? Not too much power. No silver-tongue needed. But your emphasis on honesty and loyalty should hopefully keep the President on track.

Hmmm...

 

[Virtual ghost]

Chief Justice
68% Values, 26% Charisma and 100% Judgment!



Not this time. Let's face it. You're little too stuffy to make it to the top. Maybe you stutter, or maybe you're just not pretty enough - either way, the American public's not ready to have you stammering and muttering your way through press releases in front of the entire world.

You've got the credentials and you've got strong values, but your face is probably better suited in the Supreme Court. Hell, Chief Justice is one of the most prestigious positions there is. Your integrity and strong judgement makes you perfect for the role. We'll leave you to deal with all the legal mumbo jumbo and paperwork.

 

[scantilyclad]

Presidential Disaster

37% Values, 58% Charisma and 47% Judgment!

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams

I suppose you knew you would land this position, hm? I suggest you stay as far away from the Presidential Race as is possible. Hell, I'd rather if you didn't even vote.

Looking at America's recent track record, you'd probably do quite well in the race for the seat. Against all logic, you'd probably get elected and wreck havoc on a country that is seemingly impossible to break.

Your lack of integrity, charisma and judgement suggests that you are probably directly related to a Neanderthal. For the sake of the American people, please don't run for President. Please.

 

[dyspraxion]

Member of Congress.

 

[redacted]

Chief Legal Strategist

58% Values, 74% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

 

[Nillerz]

Presidential Success!

68% Values, 100% Charisma and 71% Judgment!

Good thing too, because that's what I plan to be. Keep climbin' the ladder.

 

[niffer]

Chief Legal Strategist
63% Values, 95% Charisma and 88% Judgment!


"In recent years, anyone in the government, certainly anyone in the FBI or the CIA ... the main bad guy is the chief advisor to the president." - Charlton Heston

You're a bit too slimy. Some call you the puppet-master - the Presidential Adviser pulling the strings. Let's be honest - you've got the charisma and the judgement; you've just got a few too many skeletons in the closet to sit in the Presidential highchair.

The public doesn't trust you, and probably rightly so. You're better suited behind the curtain, calling the important shots and spinning out perfectly-worded press releases. Many consider you to be the bad guy and certainly popular culture has painted you that way, but someone needs to make the decisions no-one else can. Keep pulling those strings.

WAAHHHH I wanted to be the president. :steam: I'M NOT SLIMY.

 

[blanclait]

i got a disaster, lol.. i kinda knew it

 

[edcoaching]

Presidential Success!

79% Values, 79% Charisma and 88% Judgment!

 

[Valiant]

Presidential Success!
95% Values, 100% Charisma and 88% Judgment!



Congratulations! You encapsulate everything that a successful candidate should encapsulate.

Crack open the whiskey and break out the celebratory cigar. You are destined for success in the Presidential Campaign. You exude confidence and charisma. You exhibit true leadership abilities and demonstrate the ability to make snap judgement calls if the need arises. You are well-respected for your strong values and your steadfast stance on honesty and loyalty.

The USA needs a President like you. You are one of a select few deserving of the influence and recognition commanded by the Presidential title. Congrats!

 

[nhx]

Presidential Disaster
42% Values, 37% Charisma and 53% Judgment

 

[Mondo]

Chief Legal Strategist

63% Values, 79% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

"In recent years, anyone in the government, certainly anyone in the FBI or the CIA ... the main bad guy is the chief advisor to the president." - Charlton Heston

You're a bit too slimy. Some call you the puppet-master - the Presidential Adviser pulling the strings. Let's be honest - you've got the charisma and the judgement; you've just got a few too many skeletons in the closet to sit in the Presidential highchair.

The public doesn't trust you, and probably rightly so. You're better suited behind the curtain, calling the important shots and spinning out perfectly-worded press releases. Many consider you to be the bad guy and certainly popular culture has painted you that way, but someone needs to make the decisions no-one else can. Keep pulling those strings.

 

[Bufo]

Member of Congress

42% Values, 32% Charisma and 71% Judgment!