[INTJ] The Official INTJ Haters' Thread

[Kalach]

See I'm with Amargith on this one... I love INTJs... I think they are witty and what's all this rubbish about them not having a sense of humour and being all stiff... The ones I know are fun to be around ( and have hearts of gold, but don't let them know that I know )

I'm stiff right now.



(See? That's what happens to Yoomer under a Te regime.)

 

[Amargith]

I can't bring myself to hate on INTJs in a thread designated for it. That sounds like something they'd do.

Also, why insult them when you can get to them way more easily by being nice? Way more fun to make them uncomfortable than it is to insult them. I say we turn this into a INTJ-hugging fest...and see how fast they run

 

[Jwill]

I hate INTJs when they think sarcasm is one of the top two indicators of their intelligence...

And all the jokes about taking over the world--argh! That gets so old. So what if most cheesy megalomaniacs in the cinema are INTJs?

 

[Kasper]

I hate INTJs. That's all. I don't need a reason cause they don't care.

 

[Hendo Barbarosa]

HI TRINITY!

:hi:

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

I hate INTJs. That's all. I don't need a reason cause they don't care.

It's okay, we love you anyway. Because we're better than you.

 

[ajblaise]

Also, why insult them when you can get to them way more easily by being nice? Way more fun to make them uncomfortable than it is to insult them. I say we turn this into a INTJ-hugging fest...and see how fast they run

When is hugging not your solution to everything?

 

[Amargith]

When is hugging not your solution to everything?

When I'm not combatting NTs

 

[ajblaise]

When I'm not combatting NTs

What's your success ratio with it?

 

[Amargith]

What's your success ratio with it?

Pretty good actually, you should try it some day

 

[Kasper]

HI TRINITY!

:hi:

Are you shaking your fist at me

Did everyone see that? I'm pretty sure he just threatened me. INTJs like to threaten people.

It's okay, we love you anyway. Because we're better than you.

I don't hate INTJs cause they're delusional, that part's fun

 

[Amargith]

Asking my friend where my cellphone was, when I was actually on the phone waiting for my dad to answer. Friend said "It's in your hand", I looked at my left hand and it wasn't there, but before I could panic any further my dad answered and I TOTALLY forgot that I was looking for my phone, until a few hours later and realized my epic silliness.


Runner-ups include:

Tapping a blind man on the shoulder and pointing to him a seat with my thumb and going, "There's a seat over there"

Throwing my bra in the rubbish bin and rubbish into the laundry basket.

Grabbing cat food when I actually wanted sugar.

Ordering KFC at the counter and then going off before I had gotten my food.

Yeah...you can add this moment to your sensotard-thread post...

 

[groovejet02]

Yeah...you can add this moment to your sensotard-thread post...

OH MY FUCKING GOD, you caught it! I was so embarrased I deleted it immediately! But you managed to catch it shitbasnbmdnmdn mfs,ms ,ds ,dsm

 

[Amargith]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, you caught it! I was so embarrased I deleted it immediately! But you managed to catch it shitbasnbmdnmdn mfs,ms ,ds ,dsm

 

[groovejet02]

ENFPs are evil

 

[Hendo Barbarosa]

Are you shaking your fist at me

Did everyone see that? I'm pretty sure he just threatened me. INTJs like to threaten people.

PHASE ONE COMPLETE

 

[Kasper]

PHASE ONE COMPLETE

Phase one whaaat??

 

[ed111]

I hate INTJs when they think sarcasm is one of the top two indicators of their intelligence...

And all the jokes about taking over the world--argh! That gets so old. So what if most cheesy megalomaniacs in the cinema are INTJs?

Yeah sarcasm is clearly top three.

As for fictional characters, we do have Mr. Darcy. Oh wait, he's hated by everyone for the first 9/10ths of the book.

 

[Synthetic Darkness]

INTJs are insensitive...and coming from someone who is also very insensitive that says a LOT.

Most INTJs remind me of a robots anyways <_<

...or at least the ones I know in R/L do...

 

[nonsequitur]

As for fictional characters, we do have Mr. Darcy. Oh wait, he's hated by everyone for the first 9/10ths of the book.

But the last 1/10ths of the book makes all the teen girls swoon and wish for a Darcy of their own.