Subway: Eat Fresh

[proteanmix]

So I was parking at the metro station this morning when the car in front of me stopped. I stopped too since I couldn't fit around him. The dude gets out of his car and I'm thinking he's going to his trunk or something but then he walks up to my window and starts yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING FOLLOWING ME! I'LL PUT YOUR ASS IN JAIL!!!!!" gets back into his car and speeds off. I started laughing so hard I almost needed a Depends. Thank goodness I'm not on my period.

 

[JAVO]

So, were you following me then???!!

 

[proteanmix]

Did you dab bergamot behind your ears? If so...yes.

 

[Tigerlily]

Wow. I hope that never happens to me because I'd be inclined to get out of my car and start shouting back which we all know isn't a smart thing to do.

Geez pm, imagine you and me going out together in public when we're both riding the cotton pony? :SaiyanSmilie_anim:

 

[proteanmix]

I don't need to be on the rag to be a bitch. Some would say it's my default.

But I swear, I'm the most charming and engaging bitch you'll ever meet!

This is giving me an idea for a thread topic...