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Oh Come on "Matt"; 'bro', "definitely cis man", wouldnt it just be so much easier to stop trying to distract us from your cracking egg and just, embrace the woman inside. No one is buying the beard, and you're too fixated for this to be an objective conern for others, this is personal. So which is it my "guy" are you trying to ducktape your shell, or are you a chaser...either way the "gentleman" doth protest too much.
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[The Cat]

I wonder what would happen if there were a campaign that suggested breathing oxygen was woke and this campaign was well strategized and marketed with a decent effort and solid backing...I wonder...would all these grown adults...cross their arms and hold their breath till they passed out, and just be caught on repeat till they ultimately expired from their tantrums?
Because. like. they sure do seem to like breaking their own shit. Who does that? bratty children do that. And what do these people say should happen to bratty children? Weird.
So much of this is weird to me. If Earth is just a little back water tourist trap drive through zoo experience down south in the outer spiral arm in the milky way galaxy, which itself is in the cosmic south; certainly there is a cosmic Stucky's coincidentally actually called Stucky's, but there is a section, where you can see little trinkets to purchase as souveneers; by far the most popular one is a hologram of earth with the caption in galactic common: You don't have to be crazy to live here. But it sure helps. Tourists just seem to love it. There's also a lot of "tastefully lacquered" humans in fun kitschy little poses. (yes, we're mechanically considered tiny creatures cosmically speaking) *pause for existential dread*
A rediculous aside from a rediculous footnote in cosmic history, from little people on a little backwater world 30,000 light years from galactic central point, moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way...a fine rest stop at the crossroads of reality... and the Twilight Zone.​

 

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Know your meme.​

 

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Oh it's insane.​

 

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Reverend William Stryker is real.​

 

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This is genocide.​

 

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