- Feb 16, 2011
I want to be sexual last too. Please support me in my noble endeavour, you indestructible bastards.
Be warned: this path into the soulless abyss is not for the faint of heart. You'll be commissioned to undertake a series of trials in order to prove your worthiness.
First, you must defeat your mortal enemy in hand-to-hand combat and then bathe in their blood.
Second, you must journey into the forest of infinite mysteries in search of a fabled memento of unspeakable value.
Third, you must barehandedly climb to the highest point of the tallest mountain, only bringing with you what you can carry in a small satchel.
If you can complete these tasks, then and only then shall you be permitted to join the ranks of the SX last guild.
I shall report back here after one full rotation of the moon, just as the sun begins to peer over the horizon.
*throw a a smoke bomb down and disappears into the shadows*