Watched S1E1 of The Witcher on Netflix. (No knowledge of the books.)
Production quality was decent. A few good action sequences. Too many pointless words, I wish they had cut half the dialogue and just focused on plot because I tuned out for much of the flat expo -- it seems like a great show to "mostly pay attention" to. Like, seriously -- so much of the dialogue was useless in propelling tension or conflict or even providing interesting character development. (Oh, look -- the showrunner also worked on The Umbrella Academy! see below... although they were probably writing for season 1.)
I was like, "Yay, it's like Game of Thrones if GoT had started in Season 7-8, where you can just watch King's Landing burn / pillage without having the show pretend it was high art and then let you down at the last minute."
I'll keep watching because I am curious, and because the show was level-set for me ahead of time, i did not have strong expectations. So it was kind of satisfying on that level. More monster killing and fighting, please! Henry Cavill looks great too.
Still watching The Umbrella Academy season 2, just to get through to the end. The production quality is actually quite lovely, but it's reminding me of Gunpowder Milkshake -- it's trying to rip off original shows but doesn't quite know how to do it in a compelling and unique way. There's actually some decent montage sequences at times, the photography is great, and I think the show is strongest when it focuses on being quirky.
Unfortunately, the drama points almost never earned, and people react either non-sensibly (from an emotional standpoint) or way beyond the norm. Occasionally it telegraphs something accurately -- I was yelling at the TV in e4, "Oh just kiss them for god sake" repeatedly because I was getting vibes for three episodes that one character was attracted to another -- but this is the kind of show where you have to question whether that was just a flub by the directing/writing suggesting something unintended or whether it was purposeful. Any time where it tries to be dramatic, it usually feels fabricated as a drama point without the writing developing the idea fully, or someone is overreacting to something or taking it in a bizarre direction emotionally. So you get one character telling another "YOU WERE A SON TO ME" as a reason to dump them for what they saw as a venomous betrayal -- although you never saw them really treating the other person like a son in three episodes, or being concerned about the other person as a son, he was just LITERALLY trying to make money off him and that in fact is the reason for the disappointment -- or you see another character getting all worked up because a loved one might be beaten to death, so they prepare to do something super-drastic as an emotional kneejerk response... and all that comes out is they ask the other person to leave. This kind of stuff goes on and on.
On another, a guy with knowledge of the future is trying to dissuade someone from joining the military (because he knows his future friend will die horribly) while his relative is calling this guy a homo and telling the doomed friend to beat him up, and he actually beats him up -- whereupon our hero runs out the door, devastated that his plan failed. Jeez, how emotionally immature are you? Of course he was going to hit you, don't take it personally if you're going to make ridiculous demands on someone who doesn't know who you are (yet); accept that you were going to get slugged and look crazy, and that is just the price of trying to save someone with predictions they have no reason to trust you about. But instead we get "emo boy" bolting like this was a big traumatic moment.
No, give me more of the wacky/quirky stuff. The montages. The funny things. The silly things. Don't write the show so seriously, if you can't write decent drama; play into the show's strengths, not its weaknesses.