Been kind of a rehash year with cinemas down for most of it.
Ended up watching the original Total Recall the other night, then pulled out the 2012 remake. I don't have a ton to say about the first one -- it's an enjoyable somewhat humorous late 80's action pic (heck, it's got Michael Ironside, kind of a poor man's Jack Nicholas + Ronny Cox chewing up the scenery), although the fascinating part to me now is Dean Norris as the mutant Tony (he was also in The Firm a few years later -- he's one of those guys who has always looked about twenty years older than his actual age) considering that Breaking Bad really made him a national face about twenty years later.
In rewatch, Sharon Stone was actually really great. Arnold is, well, Arnold. We all know Arnold, he's a known quantity in about 90% of this films. The other woman is forgettable and I never remember her name (Tacotin?).
Anyway, despite the campy nature of the film, the plot structure/concept is actually pretty decent in terms of Hauser & Quaid dichotomy, even if the execution remains mostly camp. The identity of the mutant leader is cool, even if the rendition looks a little outdated effects wise now. It's a campy scifi action feel good movie, in the end, esp with that ending.
Sooo... Getting to the remake. Let's all agree the Theatrical release was a disaster for many reasons, the most painful being how the studio "dumbed it down" for the faceless masses, which pleased no one. (I mean, hell, the public ate up Inception, they could handle this just fine.) In any case, we're left with The Extended Cut which is far closer to the original script and Wiseman's vision. I'm trying to watch it as its own film, not a remake, to see if that changes how I feel.
Good stuff: The sets and CGI is pretty amazing, and the world feels very immersive. The plot is on Earth so it feels more personal. the Fall is a cool scifi concept and results in social inequity that the rebels are trying to resolve. Plot devices are set up earlier in the film so you can't claim there's a "gotcha" moment later in terms of a plot point. The action sequences are cool. The tech is cool. The Extended Version is more complex and cerebral than what they released, which improves the film. It feels like the film was more thoroughly thought out and crafted.
Bad stuff: The milquetoast casting. Colin Farrell captures the confusion part well (when he starts doing stuff he didn't know he knew how to do), but he's a low-key actor in general... this is before TD Season 2. He was better in Minority Report, honestly, he had more drive. Kate Beckinsale plays both love interest (guardian wife) plus primary physical antagonist; she's got action stuff down pat but is pretty one-note emotionally. Worse casting is Jessica Biel -- no chemistry, no believability as the spy love interest, she's entirely forgettable and pulls down the film just by being in it. Why was she here? I don't even think she was a big draw at the time. (Hell, you might as well cast Bryce Dallas Howard, at least it would have been entertaining and not bland.) It's bad when John Cho's cameo crackles with more energy and dynamic than the lead cast. Also, the two best actors in the film (Cranston and Nighy) barely get any scenes -- and the only other actor worth his salt only appears (in a great cameo) in the Extended Cut and thus was never on screen. Side note: That's two Breaking Bad guys in these two films. The pal sidekick (character actor Bokeem Woodbine) also can be a scene stealer.
I was kind of pleasantly surprised running across the theatrical vs extended review that says pretty the same stuff verbatim.
Total Recall (Comparison: Theatrical Version - Extended Director's Cut) - Movie-Censorship.com
Anyway, it was a cool try to provide a more "mature/realistic" version of the story but kind of never adds up beyond the sum of its parts if getting there at all. I really want to like it more than I am able to. I think if they had cast someone besides Biel, the movie would be more watchable even with the other problems.