Watching
Indiana Jones & The Dial of Destiny currently. I have about an hour to go, and I will revise this entry as needed.
A few comments so far:
1. They did a really great job with de-aging Harrison Ford for the opening 20 minute sequence. However, they did shit with Mads Mikkelsen, it just looks like they went to town on the Blur filter so there is no detail on his cheeks in 4K. (Ford, you could still see his pores.) Just really sloppy. I wonder if they ran out of time/money, so they obviously spent their attention on Indy.
2. A friend of mine kept bitching about how horrible Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in this film. I disagree. She is fine, it's her character (rather amoral) that is disconcerting at times. But that is just one of the film's conceits. I don't particularly like her as a person, but that's just who she is.
3. It seems to be a decently crafted film with Mangold at the helm, and the 4K port is really great -- but a lot of it just feels low-stakes or like noise. Like, there's a long chase through Tangier that is just boring AF. Like, you're just watching things move. But there doesn't feel like any stakes and everyone knows how it will end. I wanted to just FF through it. It's really too bad, because Mangold CAN make decent films with compelling action sequences -- like Knight & Day or Logan. Maybe this is a screen writing issue where they just really didn't make the chase feel like it was high stakes or underlying reasons to drive tension. I'll note the underwater boat ruin scene actually felt emotionally compelling because of one reason everyone who knows Indy would know.
4. I don't think the reels on the fisher boat were large enough to spool out that much air hose. That is a LOT of tube at a 1" inch rubber hose.
5. I really don't like the tonality change with all the civilians getting killed. The first film was beloved because it felt adventurous, and I think in general the only people that died were typically Nazis or people "in the game." This film has a LOT of innocent bystanders getting brutally killed. I think this approach is a mistake.
6. The film finally gets an emotional touchpoint on the fishing boat at mid-point, when you find out what Indy would do if he could travel in time. I wish the rest of the film was so established with emotional depth. Typically in action films, you either need to go super-large (to wow people with a spectacle) or you need to zoom in on a few emotional beats on your heroes to ground the film. Dial of Destiny can't seem to make up its mind; it never really goes big enough in a way that makes your jaw drop, nor does it so far seem to really be nailing the character beats. I hope that when Karen Allen (i am guessing?) shows up, things will click further.
7. Banderas gets about 10 minutes of screen time but pretty much just seems to be playing the typical Spanish pastiche of all such characters he has played.
8. Damn but that Nazi guy is as humongous AF. I Googled him, and he's 7'2", and he's like The Mountain or worse. (For the record, he is 5" taller than Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson but just as proportionally filled out.)
edit:
9. Does Thomas Kretschmann play anyone besides Nazis or Hydra nowadays?
10. This film goes off its rails in the final act. I feel like the first three films had a supernatural element to them but otherwise remained grounded. But IJ4 went full-blown aliens and now IJ5 also does something bonkers. It's not really that satisfying and just seems weird. It generally at least sticks the landing with Karen Allen at the film's end, but -- I just think about everything this film could have been and was not, and then it seems more disappointing.
All in all, it's been okay so far but nothing stellar or horrible, it's well-produced, but I wish they had focused on Indy a lot more emotionally. He's kind of unreachable for half of the film. They had so many opportunities too, like harkening back to his relationship with his own father. But the film stays on the surface. edit: It has a few small moments and then the big moment at the end where there's an emotional connection, but I think it would have been better if it had actually been SET UP. Like, it all just seems to come out of left field. There's no real good established emotional arc here, just a bunch of stuff thrown into the soup because the writers thought it might make the taste interesting.
edit: Ah, this explains why Koepp (who has decent past cred) had a writing credit but the script was just a mess. "Mangold wrote the new screenplay with
Jez and
John-Henry Butterworth, who worked with him previously on
Ford v Ferrari,
[80] over the course of six to eight months.
[79] Mangold said, "I wanted to really retool the existing script pretty aggressively, almost entirely."
[81] Koepp received credit alongside Mangold and the Butterworths for his earlier work.
[82]" So Koepp did an earlier treatment but had his work tossed by Mangold and the Butterworths, it wasn't really his script.
I just read about the Siege of Syracuse so it doesn't even seem accurate to the film now.
Oh well. Goodbye, Indiana Jones.
In pace requiescat.