Then,
whilest I am frolicking through your forest sniffing the flowers, eating your roots and taking my time to gather up many tadpoles before I relieve myself on your trunks,
I shall do my utmost best to refrain from progressing into your parking lot!
...I wish I could say I felt ashamed of myself now, but there was but one possible course of action for me to take after reading your post. I fully realize I will no longer be allowed entry in your forest, but let me just say. It was good while it lasted.