Hahahahahaha, that's great!!!!!!
But, like, I, like, totallyyyyyyyyyyy under, like, staaahhhhaaand where you are, like, coming frooooooooom!!!! Dude, like, I, well, like, totallyyyyyy wanted to buy, this, like, dreeeeeeeess at this, like, oh whaddyacallit, oh, yeah, stoooooooooore, but like my motheeeeeeer totalllyyyyyyyy like, well, like, wouldn't like, give me the moneeeeeeey, so I, like, well, like had to like, beeeeeeg and say, yeah, like gimme the moneeeeey, so she, like, gave it to meee, and now I have, like, a, like, five hundred dollar dreeeeees, so I can, like, totally, like, go to this, like, wiked cool, like, party, and get like, totallyyyyyy, like, sloshed, and like, laid, and like, well, like, well, like, you knowwwwwwwwwwww
Oh, but, like, DUDE, I have to like, totally, like see this, like, showwwwwwwwwwwwwww, because like, they, like, totally tell you, like how to dreeeees, and all like, the coolest, like, stuuuuuuuufff, you can, like, weeeeeear, and I like, totally, like, have to, like, listen, because I'm a like, dumb blonde and like, proud of iiiiiiiiiiit, so, like, I have to listen to like, those, like, cool, like NY fashionnnnnnn peopleeeeeeeeee, because like they are like so like well like cooooool and like the people like wear all this like shiny stuff that like totally like well sparkles and all thattttttt.
They are stupid, materialistic, consumeristic, crazy, outlandish, obnoxious, irritating, aggravating, imposing farts, and they convince and persuade people. But other than that, the show is great.
Sure, don't go around in a potato sack - that's clear. But man we are not 12 years old anymore, and we don't need some guy in Gorgio Armani telling us to spend 10 thousand dollars on a wardrobe from people that support his show.


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But, okay, if it provides good entertainment, more power to ya.

Then you can support his multi-million dollar show.

Meanwhile, I will sit back with my modest but comfy and decent looking clothes from H&M and Zero and sit with a contented look on my face that I didn't fall for such nonsensical gibberish.