Murderous Villain Test

[Mane]

Mao Zedong. For the glory of the people's republic!

Edit: Wait.. Are those a rewording of the big 5?

Extrovert = Extrovert
Dreamer = Openness
Warm heart = agreeable
Focused = Conscientious
Brooding = Neurotic

 

[Oaky]

 

[Ingrid in grids]

Albert Speer

 

[Mane]

I sense the ES / IN war heating up.

Screw that, what do we do about all these angels?

 

[Olm the Water King]

Hitler

 

[Luke O]

So to categorise you all:

Adolf Hitlers - shouty, strudel fans
Vladimir Putins - want to fight a bear
Osama bin Ladens - porn addicts
Angels - Butt naked rn

 

[/DG/]

I am Putin! (calm ISTP, but nearly all of these were near the 50/50 mark for me.) Also how did it not catch my neuroticism?

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Used your hard-headedness and social reticence to 'psych people out' and intimidate them into not voicing legitimate criticisms of you?

No.

Regarded other people as oversensitive crybabies, simply because they were not as 'hard-boiled' as you?

Only once, but she really was oversensitive. I think most people would agree with me. She cried like every day about pointless things.

Seized an opportunity so fully as it arose, guns blazing, that you found yourself unable to account for the long-term consequences of your initial audacity?

No.

Held back vital information from allies and teammates because you did not see the point of sharing and you thought you could handle everything yourself?

N/A

Abandoned a course of action just as it was about to bear fruit because you felt tied down and wanted to be free to adapt?

Sort of. Relates to one of the reasons why I don't want to pick a career.

Like Vladimir Putin, you always keep your cool, even under circumstances that would cause others to break out a sweat. Normally you keep a low profile, but when an opportunity arises, you decisively spring into action, catching others off-guard and making the most of the opening presented to you.

Lololno

Take care to reign in the smartassery, though, or risk antagonizing others to the point of provoking massive retaliation.

Well I can be a smartass...so it got one point right.

More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.

Ehh maybe.

Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.

Sometimes.

Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.

Probably not. I have a short attention span, but I do tend to get things done all at once when I finally manage to do them. I can't work in short bursts. It has to be one long thing.

Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.

Probably.

To sum up, the descriptions sound nothing like me! Hooray!

 

[Flâneuse]

extroverted/dreamer/warmhearted/flexible/carefree

Like Che Guevara, you are hypocritical, bloodthirsty and sadistic spontaneous, passionate, and communicative. It is important to you to be true to yourself and to stand up for what you believe in, provoking others out of their bourgeois complacency by tenderly calling out the world's injustices while not-so-tenderly committing some of your own. You are passionate about your cause and can even wax somewhat poetic when speaking of the social change that you long for. However, remember that calling for change is not enough; the mature firebrand also points to practicable ways of implementing it

 

[RandomINTP]

Mao Zedong. For the glory of the people's republic!

Edit: Wait.. Are those a rewording of the big 5?

Extrovert = Extrovert
Dreamer = Openness
Warm heart = agreeable
Focused = Conscientious
Brooding = Neurotic

Extrovert = Extrovert
Dreamer = Intuitive
Warm Heart = Feeling
Focused = Judging
Everything = ENFJ

 

[windoverlake]

Well, it is celebtypes. Everyone drink a salty dog.

 

[Galena]

Joachim von Ribbentrop
Foreign Minister of Nazi Germany
"[Hitler] could be very friendly and affectionate towards me one day, and then the next time I met him he could criticize me. ... I was his most loyal follower and his accusations hurt me."

 

[Vorthos]

Mao Zedong

Dictator of Communist China


The result describes me quite well; our "stats" are so close to matching that the two lines on the chart are actually a bit hard to distingush from each other at some points (but I couldn't save it as a picture, alas).

Judging from the chatter in this thread, that website seems to be of ill repute. What's so bad about it (a genuine question, since I'm a bit of a noob at this typing stuff)?

 

[Mane]

Extrovert = Extrovert
Dreamer = Intuitive
Warm Heart = Feeling
Focused = Judging
Everything = ENFJ

Yep, That comparison has been made before in regards to the big 5 as well. I do think they improved on the original in terms of both the wording & the testing. The big 5 pretty much made it obvious that ENFJ is presented as the one ideal to live up too.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Yep, That comparison has been made before in regards to the big 5 as well. I do think they improved on the original in terms of both the wording & the testing. The big 5 pretty much made it obvious that ENFJ is presented as the one ideal to live up too.

Agreed. Ironically enough, the wording here is better. I'd much rather be "cool-headed" than "egocentric", which makes me sound like an asshole. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm on a quest to become the best damn machines the universe has ever seen.

Carefree vs. Brooding is a measure of neuroticism, with the more brooding sorts being more neurotic.

 

[Mane]

Carefree vs. Brooding is a measure of neuroticism, with the more brooding sorts being more neurotic.

That's the one item I was not entirely sure how to improve... Its very hard to frame neurotic as a positive, and brooding makes it just as bad. Perhaps they could call the opposite of neurotic oblivious rather then carefree, making both ends of the spectrum kind of equally neutral-negative in flavor.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

That's the one item I was not entirely sure how to improve... Its very hard to frame neurotic as a positive, and brooding makes it just as bad. Perhaps they could call the opposite of neurotic oblivious rather then carefree, making both ends of the spectrum kind of equally neutral-negative in flavor.

I disagree. I can see brooding having sort of a "tortured and sophisticated" Byronic appeal to it. There are at least some people out there who look at brooding as deeper and more authentic.

Then again, perhaps I do have a side of me that's a little naive and childlike, so maybe oblivious does fit.

 

[Mane]

I disagree. I can see brooding having sort of a "tortured and sophisticated" Byronic appeal to it. There are at least some people out there who look at brooding as deeper and more authentic.

Then again, perhaps I do have a side of me that's a little naive and childlike, so maybe oblivious does fit.

That is true, I didn't think of that. There is also the weird statistic about males with brooding pictures getting more responses on dating websites.... I suppose it does kind of have it's own idolization.

Edit: Also.. This http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/enneatypes/76857-fantasizing-emotional-pain.html

 

[Opal]

Albert Speer

Like Albert Speer, you are intellectually minded. You see yourself as an observer of events rather than as a partaker in them - as someone who analyzes rather than influences, and thinks rather than does. However, you should remember that your detached analytical stance does not make you an innocent bystander in life and that all that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. Passivity is also a choice that affects others.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Shrugged your shoulders and given up trying to apply your own sense of what you knew was right, simply because other people's outlooks seemed so far from yours?

Come across as insensitive and absent-minded because you were so lost in your own inner analyses that you did not want to extend your attention to anything else?

Put your considerable analytical skills to work at solving problems that it would perhaps not be entirely ethical to solve, thinking only of the technical side of the situation, and not the moral one?

Diminished your own productivity by ceaselessly hunting down minor imperfections and mistakes in your own work, and constantly undoing the progress that you had made?

Knowingly wasted your talents because you "did not see the point" of all the striving and self-assertion that usually goes along with accomplishment and achievement?

 

[Noon]

Like Adolf Hitler, you are introverted but nevertheless possess a charisma that is second to none because you are strongly attuned to people. When you put your mind to it, you can charm anyone. You have a dramatic flair and you like testing other people's boundaries to see what will happen. Be careful that you do not end up playing with fire and getting yourself into a dangerous situation which you cannot charm your way out of.

Words of Warning
Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Disregarded the injunctions of friends and loved ones who tried to advise you against a decision in which they had a stake because you felt they did not see the comprehensive, underlying truth of the problem like you did?

Used your personal magnetism and charm to play favorites among the people in your life, keeping them in a position where each wanted to exceed the other in order to please you?

Trusted in premonitions and compelling mental images in situations where hard numbers might have served you better?

Refused a prudent compromise to the detriment of everyone involved because it went against the gist of your overall vision?

Used your empathic understanding to selectively edit your message and alter your demeanor so that people were led to believe that you were in agreement with them and shared their sentiments when you really didn't?

Scientific Research
According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:
More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.
Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.
Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.
Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.

More preoccupied with the give and take of social relations than the average person; someone who spends much time pondering the impressions that people make on one another and their feelings and views.

Likely to change moods more frequently than the average person and to tense up when subjected to stress.

More alert to threats and stressors in your environment than the average person, knowing that you must take care of yourself to maintain your balance and cool.

Likely to be worse at performing under pressure than the average person, being someone who needs their space in order to operate at their best.


I do try to meet the listener in his own comfort zone, but I don't alter my demeanor.

 

[Noon]

Before someone waves the narcissist flag: the game of playing favorites does not apply and the give-and-take applies defensively (I'm often afraid that someone may attempt to harm or take advantage of me - as a magnet for those types of people irl, it's not always unwarranted).

I do test in close relationships, but usually out of fear.