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messy trails and retarded cavemen

Chimerical

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I sent a text to my friend Rosie today.

Her boyfriend responded and told me not to talk
to her otherwise he'll hurt me.

I told him that if he likes spending time in jail it sounds like a great idea and not to text me again.

He replies with more threats.

I remember who he is and my intuition tells me to tell him I'm calling the cops as we speak. [not possible if I'm texting, right.].

He gives me his no. to prove how awesome he is and that he ain't afraid.

I tell him he's about as scary as a box full of kittens [which is terrifying, you ever see one. Seriously scary stuff].

He tells me to say it to his face.

I tell him, that unlike him, I don't have to prove myself to anyone. Especially not an idiot like him.

He tells me to watch my back. And that he thinks I'm borederline retarded.

I stop texting.


Span a few hours [about 12]
I send a message to his phone.
I tell him his address, e-mail, that he's looking for a roommate [preferably female].

He asks who I am.

I say "Someone you shouldn't fuck with."

I mention that he likes real estate, and say "I wonder where else this messy little trail will lead me. :) take care."


I send him an e-mail
It has a picture of his little brother together with his girlfriend, and their names.

I say
"We know how to hurt
We know what you care about
We aren't to be fucked with
Consider this a friendly warning

Now, be a good little boy and stay on your best behavior so the karma gods don't make any unfortunate "accidents" happen.

Sincerly
-We"
 
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