ISTJ - The Straight and Narrow Award.
Most likely to be married at 21 and working in criminal justice (as a prosecutor).
ISFJ - The Culinary Creations Award.
Most likely to open up a successful beer brewing company that will stay in business indefinately and be forced upon future generations.
ISTP - The Bitch Begone Award
Most likely to have slept with over 125 people by age 25 without mentioning the words "relationship" or "feelings" once.
ISFP - The Ghost Hunter Award.
Most likely to have their own reality series by age 23 investigating haunted houses and reincarnation stories.
ESTJ - The Outspoken Organizer Award.
Most likely to organize and implement a neighborhood watch program so successful that a house hasnt been toilet-papered or egged in 30 years.
ESFJ - THe Matchmaker Madness Award.
Most likely to be the driving force behind every single marriage that occurs in the surrounding community, opening up a highly successful reception hall. (Marital satisfaction stats. unavailable.)
ESTP - The Home is where Adventure is Award.
Most likely to live in Thailand, India, South Africa and Belgium between facebook status updates.
ESFP - The Ultimage Kegger Award.
Most likely to figure out a way to throw the worlds greatest kegger in prison with on-duty guards participating.
Edit: More far reaching and unfounded stereotypes to be added later