INTJ-ENFP conversation

[Amargith]

INTJ: So...where are my pillow cases?
ENFP: They were sacrificed to the cats.
INTJ: Ok...so...do I get new ones?
ENFP: Maybe.
INTJ: ....ok..
INTJ: So...why are my pillow cases missing?
ENFP: Coz I used mine, then stole your pillows.
INTJ: ...why?
ENFP: So the cat wouldnt claw up the vet.
INTJ:..Oh right, you needed them for the smell.
ENFP: Got any other stupid questions?
INTJ (defensive): hey I was just asking here!
ENFP: Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer.



...and they say Im the illogical one

 

[uumlau]

I'm always asking "Oro ... where is/are my <whatever>?"

 

[Guest]

Was it you who stole mine too? We don't have any xNFPs in the house.