I have a minor alcohol consumption on my record. I was at the lake, drunk with 13 lesbians. We were suppose to be camping. I don't remember much of that night, but my friends told me I was so sloshed I asked the cop if he wanted a beer. I also had sex on a public tennis court.
So, I've broken rules in every category as well.
lol n1, cant compete with that

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The biggest chase I ever had were at the age of 13, when we ruined a golf course. I do not exactly now what motivated this, but we did do all sorts of great things, like kidnapping flags, ruining flake points and writing things in the sand

. Finally when the pensioner, who owned the place caught us, we decided to show them our blank asses and vanished guerillia style in the woods.
But those guys werent dumb, they had already sent out patrols, circeling the only escape route. When I stood there with my friend watching the caddys come, a few children were around on the way playing hide&seek. I immediatly adapted the situation and tried concentrating on the children, cause the approaching patrol didnt know, what we looked like. My friend though pointed the finger in the direction of the devil Caddy approaching and shouted "Watch out". That spoiled our masquerade

and while he run in the wrong direction and got caught by another approaching patrol, I only saw one final option to get away. So I jumped in the lake and swam like hell *lol*

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The only problem was, the season was autuum and when I reached the other bank, I was so completly exhausted that I got hemorrhage and needed to sit for a while, puking out my midays lunch. By that time three patrols had circled the sea (I sadly jumped into close to a bridge) and they caught me. I was on the verge of collpasing sitting in that Caddy, while that really evil looking pensioner hold his golf club above my knees and everytime I moved he struck me with it *lol*.
Damn nazi grandpas. The damage we had done was around 15.000 DM what are know 7500 Euro *lol*. They only charged us 4000 though, the rest of the time we needed to work for them.
That was one hell of a mistake
